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Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

So I'm home doing nothing being bored to death... just read one of the forum about someone selling S14 for FORD Probe.... now what i wanna see is what kind of jokes u people got about other car makers.

Only one i know is FORD = F**ked On Racing Day

C'mon guys name a few so i can have some laugh

Post by **BB Turbo** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

F###ed Over Rebuilt Daewoo, and Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Post by **Mike09** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Found On Road Dead.

Post by **apzak** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

HONDA - Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Post by **Mike09** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

sorry

Post by **TrueSlide** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

FORD = ****in Owner's a Real Dumbass

Heard that from some chevy ppl LOL

Post by **themadscientist** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Mike 09, edit that and try a different one, not cool.

Post by **BuudWeizErr** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

fuc/<er only runs downhill

Post by **fiznat** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

themadscientist wrote:Mike 09, edit that and try a different one, not cool.

:Werd

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

i agree wit TMS edit NOW!! *sigh* this thread will be close in about a day or so...

Post by **Repo Man** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

I'll keep it open as long as no one is dropping racial epithets. We are fortunate enough to have members of all races and ethnic backgrounds, so something that you may say may not be offensive to you, but someone with a different background may find it offensive. I don't like closing/deleting threads and I know no one here likes having a thread closed. Keep it within the boundaries and threads won't get closed.

Have you guys ever noticed that you can put the word "anal" in front of Ford model names and it makes sense?

Excursion Expedition Explorer etc...

Post by **lessthanjakejohn** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

you forgot the best one!

Anal Probe

Post by **Just another 240** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Kia- killed in accident

Post by **1dollar240** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

FIAT= Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Ford- Fix or repair daily.

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired *** The One You Ought To Avoid

DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage ExperimentDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Post by **themadscientist** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

lessthanjakejohn wrote:you forgot the best one!

Anal Probe

I wish I could have been in the meeting when they were discussing that name. Hmmm guys what do you think; herniya, finger, scope, no Probe! that makes much more sense.I never noticed the name thing Repo, hmmm you forgotANAL-ranger

Post by **Onizuka** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

i can think of a few that dont work:

Anal windstarAnal crown victoriaAnal F150Anal MustangAnal TunderbirdEct.....

although these sound funny:

Anal FocusAnal Lightining

LOL

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

lol the ones that sound good are damn good lol

If i could add two moreAnal Escort Anal Tempo

Post by **SRdS14** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

NISSAN: Never Instigate Scott's Silvia Again.. Nukka...cuz i'll hand u ur a s s...

oh c'mon gimme a break...

~Scott

Post by **themadscientist** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

anal cobra

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Got somemore

Anal ExplorerAnal Excursionanal expeditionanal escapeanal ranger(personal favorite)

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Anal Contour!

Anal PumaAnal Super Duty......

Post by **stickgoat** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

Probes own all of you.

The whole "anal probe" thing is so overplayed....really. It's just not even funny anymore.

Post by **lessthanjakejohn** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

The whole "anal probe" thing is so overplayed....really. It's just not even funny anymore.

That is the first time I had heard Anal Probe, hmm, I don't get out much do I? haha

Post by **Onizuka** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

sorry, i know your deeply in love with probes, but you have to admit some of it is pretty damn funny...

c'mon, i mean, it only works with fords!

Post by **4cefed** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

1dollar240 wrote:DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage ExperimentDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

You forgot a critical one:

Dodge - v. To avoid

Post by **themadscientist** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

I picture this on a whiteboard in a Nissan boardroom in 1989

N everI mportS rsS illyA mericansN ever know

Post by **redrocket** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

hey the anal game can be played with not just fords

gmanal blazeranal cavalieranal jimmyanal hummer

dodgeanal avengeranal ramanal intrepid

nissanmaxima anal (sounds like a p0rn flick)anal frontier

toyotaanal tundra or we like to call them anal thundras

hondaanal civicanal lude (lube)

Post by **Onizuka** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

yeah , but im not even including old fords!

Anal FairlaneAnal GalaxyAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal ProbeAnal Probe

Post by **themadscientist** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

redrocket wrote:anal avenger

haha, defending sore scphinters everywhere!

Post by **Onizuka** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:31 pm

i got some good nissan ones:

Anal AxxessAnal PatrolAnal Quest

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