I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

, then you can do this . and when someone asks what you're doing, tell them you're in a smashing pumpkins cover band.

[Murdered_T]

hmmmm mabe i don't want acracker. '

I do not like fat fat people, like pear shaped people. But if the women are big equally, like chest and a55. and pretty face, and I was sloshed, id still bounce of her.

bahahaha

[Hijacker]

If you lay your cards right Tom, that girl might let you play her bongos. If you know what I mean.

[numbnuts240]

and just for tom(bart, you might have to edit that out, or i will if you want me to)

[Murdered_T]

aghhh thanks guys, im gonna go take a lil bathroom break now.

<.<>.>

fapowO.O

-.- U

[BigMACKenzie]

soggy cracker tom? lol Big @$$ Big Bewbies, Big hair= Big fun

[Dittoz7]

Anyone Wanna Explain Why Caramell Dansen Is Such A Catchy Song?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sy9...lated

[numbnuts240]

idk, but that video was cool when it first started, then it started to get annoying.

[Hijacker]

God damn! am I bored! I demand entertainment!

[Murdered_T]

dude there has been like 15 ****ing threads about the GTR vs z06 in the last two days, wtf. I just are a bagel, now im gonna do handstands.

[drksolest]

Anyone Wanna Explain Why Caramell Dansen Is Such A Catchy Song?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sy9...lated

[Hijacker]

Mom's pissed at me now, Official NICO Post Whore. Looks like I'll definitely be staying in town just to get out of this guilt :sigh

[drksolest]

Mom's pissed at me now, Official NICO Post Whore. Looks like I'll definitely be staying in town just to get out of this guilt :sigh

Y is she pissed?

[Hijacker]

She said she may or may not go depending on if she had to work monday. They decided to just go for the viewing, which is saturday, so they'd come back sunday. So I kind of got a little mad and may have said something along the lines of "it would be nice if I didn't have to always cancel my trips over surprise things like this all the time" Then she got all huffy and said "Fine. Just go and I'll stay." Which is her really good reverse psychology over me. She also hung up on me and turned her phone off

I swear my mom must be part Jewish

[drksolest]

She said she may or may not go depending on if she had to work monday. They decided to just go for the viewing, which is saturday, so they'd come back sunday. So I kind of got a little mad and may have said something along the lines of "it would be nice if I didn't have to always cancel my trips over surprise things like this all the time" Then she got all huffy and said "Fine. Just go and I'll stay." Which is her really good reverse psychology over me. She also hung up on me and turned her phone off

I swear my mom must be part Jewish

DUDE, i told you you were being heartless about it!!!! she has every right to be pissed at you i'm still laughing... damn it

[Hijacker]

I'm not heartless. I just want to get out of town!

I was hoping that my roommate could watch the dog saturday night, and then when I got home on Sunday, I could clean up any messes he left before my parents got home monday. That plan's shot now -_-

[drksolest]

That does suck!!!!

Well you still have next weekend so it'll b k

[Hijacker]

But next week is soooo far away

[drksolest]

my friend lena n' i got her a mattress for her new apartment at lunch.... here look

[Hijacker]

Are you gonna help her break it in?

[drksolest]

Are you gonna help her break it in?

I did ask the sales guy if we could jump from mattress to mattress....

he said no

[Murdered_T]

my friend lena n' i got her a mattress for her new apartment at lunch.... here look

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[drksolest]

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[drksolest]

love my quote in your sig!

[Hijacker]

I did ask the sales guy if we could jump from mattress to mattress....

he said no

I would have called him a p**** and jumped from matress to matress anyways! Ok. I actually wouldn't have...

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[Murdered_T]

love my quote in your sig!

ty ty lol I was laughing so hard when I saw that.

[drksolest]

[numbnuts240]

were the sales people wearing jammies? i thought about gettnig a second job at that place just so i can say that i wear jammies to work. but i thought about it, and my jammies consist of my boxers and sometimes a shirt, i don't think i'll be selling many mattresses with that ensemble.

[drksolest]

I'd buy from ya

[Hijacker]

I bet you could sell a mattress to the Golden Girls if you were wearing just your boxers