I LEARNED'D something today!

[numbnuts240]

it's a monkey tattoo, i already erased it, and to be honest, i really don't want to have to look at it again lol. maybe bart will forward it over to you

[Murdered_T]

ok ok ok aince we all are bored and stuff, ill tell you all a funy story. THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPENED I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP. And please don't make fun of me too bad.

Ok so yesterday I was at training, and we were sparring, and well, the tip of my "little Tom" was caught between my cup and my thigh. I did not know it when it happened, then I got kicked right in the nuts, and well ALOT of pain. I recovered and went on with the night. I was riding my bike home from practice, ( I try and ride the bike as much as possible for cardio) and I kept feeling and uncomfortableness. When I took a shower, I noticed that it had been pinched sooo much that it cut the head, which sucks. So I think it will go away and this morning I ride my bike and it hurts still. So being the effing genious that I am I put a fingertip bandaid on it. DUMBEST IDEA EVER. I had to pee like ten minutes after. Yea, pulling fast doesn't help this situation kids. But I want it to heal, so I put another one on, I haven't peed since 9 am.

So there, make all the fun you want.

[Hijacker]

I think I'm just gonna....go...over there...

I've seen that pic. I think it's a photoshop because I've seen the exact same pic (had them side by side for comparison) and it was homer simpson instead of a monkey.

[numbnuts240]

wooo, idahotuner and me aer myspace buddies now. now we can gossip like little girls about all of you in private

and thank you tom for sharing that story. you have put my stomach in a frenzy and i now know what it tastes like when you mix corona and guiness

[drksolest]

I couldn't help but laugh a little but i'm sorry... that sucks. I hope it heals ok..........

[Murdered_T]

you a55es better friend me, band-aided peni5 and all!

[drksolest]

wat?

[idahotuner]

youve been added tom

got ya numbnuts

that sounds funny lol

[drksolest]

hahaha

[Murdered_T]

I AM ABOUT 2 effin seconds from walking out of my job.

[drksolest]

I AM ABOUT 2 effin seconds from walking out of my job.

why what's going on? don't walk out....

[Hijacker]

Why's that?

[Murdered_T]

cause I sat here while i was drawing and figured out that compared to the hours i work, and my pay, I only make 10.23 an hour, its slow as crap, boring, I can barley stay awake, my manager is annoying and the rest of them are liars. I mean seriously, I could be a walmart greeter and make just as much and not have to deal with this BS.

[drksolest]

cause I sat here while i was drawing and figured out that compared to the hours i work, and my pay, I only make 10.23 an hour, its slow as crap, boring, I can barley stay awake, my manager is annoying and the rest of them are liars. I mean seriously, I could be a walmart greeter and make just as much and not have to deal with this BS.

yar but you also wouldn't be getting 10.23/hr. not everyone is lucky enough to love their job. i don't love mine. but i'll do it till i have enough experience to move on...

how long have you been there... i thought you had something else planned already?

[xckid]

uhh ohh sounds like problem in the work place.

im about 40 mins from getting a hair cut ?

....why am i so hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!.....wait i havent eaten...

[Murdered_T]

yea I do have somehting planned, im just waiting. I think that is also part of it cause I know I am moving on, so its like i am just sitting here waiting.. hahaim hungry too, im gonna go take a nap upstairs and eat a burrito.

[drksolest]

well if you already have this other job set up... i would stick this one out.

plus, it wouldn't be a good reference if you walked out.

[drksolest]

uhh ohh sounds like problem in the work place.

im about 40 mins from getting a hair cut ?

....why am i so hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!.....wait i havent eaten...

Before n' after pics!

[Murdered_T]

i got my new ****ing hair cut, im grindin up on every ***** that walks in that door, im gonna grind till my ****ing d!ck falls off, then im gonna drink heineken and jagerbombs all night.

[numbnuts240]

thanks for reminding me, i need a haircut this weekend.

i walked out on a job once. the boss called out more than he was in, he smoked the ganja in the bay while i wasn't there, slept in the office leaving the counter unattended. so i basically locked up one night, threw the keys into the drop box, went home, and ignored his calls for the next week. it was great, but then again, i had another job lined up which gave me a week of vacation between jobs

[drksolest]

go take a breather n' have you a burrito...thought this was cute but i have no idea what it says...

[raremotive]

Tom.... you still need to stay to joy ride the r35...

[Murdered_T]

true....... the way things are here, they probably lied about getting that too.

and I am chill, youtube "my new haircut"and youll see what i am talking about.

[numbnuts240]

pic don't work Official NICO Post Whore

edit: now it does, and it says "i'm on your table, eating yuor burrito"

[drksolest]

no was saying issac needed to post a before n' after pic of his hair cut

[Murdered_T]

i got my new ****ing hair cut, im grindin up on every ***** that walks in that door, im gonna grind till my ****ing d!ck falls off, then im gonna drink heineken and jagerbombs all night.

and thats a line from "my new haircut"

[numbnuts240]

no right now chief, i'm in the fvcking zone

[Hijacker]

I don' reed spanich preddy gud.

Smoke breaks are boring unless you're smoking. FYI

[Hijacker]

no right now chief, i'm in the fvcking zone

Best quote in the whole video. Only because of his reaction to "uhh...sir. You need to sign in"

MA! Where's the protien?!!

[numbnuts240]

here you go bart.

it says "i'm on your table, eating yuor burrito"

wow, did i just quote myself? why does that seem so loserish?

and yes, smoke breaks suck when you're not smoking. personally i think it's even worse when you take a smoke break solo, it's so boring and you end up cutting it short.