*Disclaimer* - I am not liable for anything you do to your car. This is just a basic walkthrough.
Also, you do not have to do it exactly how I do. Different people tackle things differently. This just how I do it.
Task: Change the oil on a M56 (VK56VD)
Time:15-20 minutes
Tools/Supplies Needed:
- Flat head screw driver or oil filter wrench (if you don't have a wrench, you can stab the filter with the screw driver and twist - IT WILL GET MESSY
)
- Oil filter (I used the Mobile 1 M1-110)
- 10mm wrench or socket for the shield bolts
- 14mm wrench or socket for the oil drain bolt
- Some sort of catch can or basin to catch the old oil (MAKE SURE YOU DISPOSE OF IT PROPERLY - DON'T KILL OUR ENVIRONMENT)
- 6.5 qts of 5W-30 oil (or whatever you need in your geographic location)
- Jack stands/ramps


Process:
1) Jack the car up securely so you can get under it. Get proper equipment to do this, your life depends on it.
2) With the car lifted by whichever means you have at your disposal (I realize not everyone has a lift in their garage), remove the bottom shield by unbolting all the bolts marked in these locations.

3) You will have now exposed the underside of the engine. Take the 14mm wrench and undo the drain bolt enough so you can take it out with your fingers. Get your catch can ready and then take the bolt out with your fingers. If your engine is still hot, be careful. I usually give the car time to warm up and then do it just as it's begun to cool. This way the oil is nice and thin from being warm.

4) After the oil has drained from the pan, re-install the drain bolt. Now, take off the filter with your filter wrench and/or screw driver stab. HIYA! Catch the oil in your sweet catch can shiznit.

5) Once you have all the old oil, you now need to put the new filter on. Before you do that, clean the mating surface with a clean paper towel or something. Then, take your finger and dip it into the FRESH OIL and then run your finger around the rim of the new filter where the rubber seal is. This will help the filter seal nicely against the car.
6) Tighten everything up and double check, the put the shield back on, lower the car, and fill the car with 6.5 qts of oil.
7) Boomshakalaka!