Girls Being stupid....lol

[WhiteyClay]

Ok here I will post a pic of my wife and the dumbest thing she did....She does those things on a daily basis so its hard to keep track of.....Since she is blond + was a model ( until gave birth) and we're Polish....Model----She did little modeling at her work...She worked for a gib jeweler so they were making calendars of putting pics of chains a bracletes on the web so thats where she was playing her role

Ok so here we go... Me, my Wife went to pick up my Mom from work and decided to pick up some food (chinese restaurant)...Since there was no parking I was forced to park on a Fire Departament driveway. So me and my mom went to get food and I told my wife to stay in the car incase something happens...I left the car running for her (keys inside) cuz it was hot summerday so I let the a/c run.....Then as I waited for the food my wife runs to me and screams that the fire truck wants to pull out cuz there is a fire... So I ran to the car and when I got my G I see Five firefighters yelling at me and truck is trying to pull out. I pull the door handle and the car is LOCKED with keys inside and car running....I yell at my wife....What The eFFF did you do? Why did you lock up the car? ( I never carry a spare key with me).....AND HER REPLY WAS I DIDNT WANT ANYBODY TO STEAL THE CAR I looked at her and then I looked at the firefighters, and I could see even with them having an emergency they're trying to hold their laugh inside....2 of them bursted... We all started cracking up...So then they opened the car let us go....Up to today I still see them ( Fire Dept. is located a block away from where I live) and they keep reminiding me of what happened that day....so thats my wife and her little blond/polish moment.LOLhere are some pics of her (and maybe me)

And on the bottom Me Mywife and my daughter

[mcheddadi]

<- MY GF loves me...

[uncbeers]

Funny $hit...least they were cool about it. Does the wife know you're posting this?!

I spent time in Poland this past February and uhhh...yeah, to say the least, the good ol' USA can't quite make them like Poland can!

[SVTCOBRA]

Sounds like she adds 'spice' to your life!!! Very pretty too! She gets a pass!!Nice looking family!!

[phil4watching]

okay i can only remember one story since i just woke up but im sure my brother will remind me of some soon today "cuz she is dumb as bricks." But we were eating a dinner at my house for somebody's birthday and we were having chicken. and she feels the need to ask, how do all of the chickens die the same way? ..... I remember one more right now, ill post some more later but she called me and said chris, i can't get my tv to turn on. she's home alone, so i said well just go watch someone elses i'll be over there tomm. anyway (she lives 40 min. away) and she says NO i dont want to wait that long i want it now. so im already pissed off. i get there and i said show me what your doing to turn it on, and she is pressing the source button on the tv. i said alright alright, lets try hitting the power button. i pressed the power button and what do ya know. it turns on. i was mad that day loy

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[smockers83]

I have one. I was dating this gorgeous girl for quite awhile and we went out to dinner one night. She ordered eggplant parmesan and I ordered chicken something or other. We did the taste test of each other's food. Well I cut a piece of chicken and put it on her plate and go back to eating mine. All of a sudden, she says there's chicken in this. I'm just like what, I thought you ordered eggplant, thinking that she ate from the eggplant. She starts looking under her eggplant and through the rest of her meal while I see that the piece of chicken I had cut was gone. So I let her do that for awhile longer. I couldn't stop laughing during the rest of dinner. After I told her, I ordered some more wine for the two of us and well the rest, as they say, is history.

Edit--didn't know the rules were established in the other thread were that you had to post pictures. I no longer have any pics of said ex...sorry guys. However I think she may have been in one of the pics I posted in the Introduce Yourself sticky.
Modified by smockers83 at 5:12 PM 5/12/2008

[soul_hfk]

i love dumb blonds i have 1 to atleast 1-2 times a week was she thinking enters my head

[Felipe]

this just made my day! lmfao

[WhiteyClay]

Funny $hit...least they were cool about it. Does the wife know you're posting this?!

I spent time in Poland this past February and uhhh...yeah, to say the least, the good ol' USA can't quite make them like Poland can!

Yes she knows im posting this, I acually asked her to remind me what was the dumbest thing she did with me.....and right away she came up with this...but i dont think she knows im posttin a pic with the storyhehe

[Raylo]

Hey whitey, good job on the polish gal

Sometimes my wife does things that just make me shake my head I'll make stuff up just to see if she believes it. Sad to say, most of the time she does.

[infinitgkid]

lol good game

my friend who is also on the Nico 240sx forums (smurf13) locked his keys in his car the other night, and it was rather hilarious... to make a long story short, after several attempts at opening the door, his dad had to come open it for us...

[240sxvaj]

LOL!

[ArEs23x]

Blonde's are awesome ha ha

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

I got a good one for you,

I was at my parents house today. My dad tells me that my sisters camry has a flat tire. I said ok and said i would take a look at it. My sister comes to me like 5 min later becasue She wants to leave and says did you look at my car. I said no but it has a flat tire. She says can i drive it? Then my fater looks at her and says sure! it is only flat on the bottom, the rest of the tire is fine! So she looks at me puzzled and then my mom chimes in and says so can she drive it or not?

Me and my dad had to leave the kitchen and go out in the garage and laugh our asses off!

We were like well at least we have brains! and i was like well at least they can cook!

My sister is 16 and my mother 45 and between the two of them they still don't have a full basket!

Luckly my youngest sister 14 is like me with a lot of brains and street smarts!

Got to love em!

DJ

[groundrocket]

Ahh but the girls have nothing on some of our fine parolees in CA... I miss working the warrant office you got the best stupid criminal stories and they were all true - my favorite is as follows:

the parolee (from here on out refered to as Genius) gets released from prison in Susanville on a Friday afternoon - Saturday he robs a bank... On Monday he shows up at the parole office on time for his 10:00 appointment with his parole agent and says " I lost my paperwork on the bus but I'm here on time so everything's ok right?" agnet: " sure you won't need it anyhow your going back to prison cause you robbed that bank on Saturday." Genius: "How did you know?" agent: "I was there didn't you see me?" A week or so later when going to court the appointed public defender was at a loss on how to defend the guy as he was told by genius boy that his parole agent was at the robbery.... then in court it comes out - you guessed it - genius boy had written his stick-up note on the back of his parole paperwork and left it at the bank....

one of hundreds from the few years I worked warrants...

[Jacko3]

Whiteclay:

Mercy, mercy, mercy! What a hot wife you have. You must a thoroughly happy and satisfied guy, all day long. Well done! Flog that thang without mercy! Hold no grudges when you do!

[zozoka1212]

Ahh but the girls have nothing on some of our fine parolees in CA... I miss working the warrant office you got the best stupid criminal stories and they were all true - my favorite is as follows:

the parolee (from here on out refered to as Genius) gets released from prison in Susanville on a Friday afternoon - Saturday he robs a bank... On Monday he shows up at the parole office on time for his 10:00 appointment with his parole agent and says " I lost my paperwork on the bus but I'm here on time so everything's ok right?" agnet: " sure you won't need it anyhow your going back to prison cause you robbed that bank on Saturday." Genius: "How did you know?" agent: "I was there didn't you see me?" A week or so later when going to court the appointed public defender was at a loss on how to defend the guy as he was told by genius boy that his parole agent was at the robbery.... then in court it comes out - you guessed it - genius boy had written his stick-up note on the back of his parole paperwork and left it at the bank....

one of hundreds from the few years I worked warrants...

ahahahhahahaha

Zozo

[WhiteyClay]

hehehe Good one

and thanks