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PoorManQ45
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Mr1der wrote:pfff...

the OBVIOUS reply is "I dunno...lemme see if I can get my hand in them."
I would say , but damn you're slow James

But anyway, you gotta be quick on your feet boy. THat was an obvious oprotunity for you to get her out of her pants


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We used to try and convice girls we could tell which side of a coin was against the outside of the pocket and they'd let us just get all close and stare ... sometimes you'd have to touch it to make sure. Jr high was fun .

Amazed I can remember that far back, hjuh?

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very.

I was more of a breast man in Junior High...it wasn't until high school when I developed a real taste for posterior.

how I love it when both come together...

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it wasn't until a few months ago that I really developed a taste for the posterior. Before it was really just cuteness, now it's TITS AND a**!!

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I like tits and a** too, but if she's not cute, no comments about GF ***holes, then it's not that great. And her personality has to be good too. DOn't want a b****

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indeed, i have to like the whole package

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I can actually go for a chcik with a small a** too. I'm not really that much of an a** man, but they do draw the attention of my wondering eyes

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i dont see what people like in a chunky a**, all flabby and stuff...eww

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PoorManQ45
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Same here. It looks good it tight pants, but once it's out it's nasty

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i dont even like it in pants, because then i imagine what its like out of them and i cringe...

lol

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I've always like a small a**. Still like tight pants, but definitely small asses are best.

For me, it's this (order of importance of physical features)

1. Face (includes hair)2. Ass3. Stomach/belly (good, soft belly of smooth, soft skin to lie on when I'm tired can be the best thing in the world)4. chest (don't like big boobs at all! Proportionate is the only way to go.)

Sorry if that sounds offensive to any female members (like Nicole, as I don't think any other NICO ladies spend much time here). At least it's not 1. boobs 2. boobs 3. boobs....etc. etc....

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i couldnt agree more!

except that i dont make compromises, things have to be proportionate yes, and face and stomach have to be like that...but has to be all those things for me, not just some of them

i dont know if thats what you were trying to say...but ok!

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I have to agree completely with Minister's list.

I like a small tight a**, but not to small. You know what I mean?

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Back in the day when I had my v-card, I was all about hair and boobies. Until you get to fully utilize the a**, you never realize how important and wonderful it really is.

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indeed.

the a** is a vital tool...momentum in that big swing is worth it.

it's even better when it's well maintained a**. ala Serena Williams...that bad boy doesn't have much fat at all.

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Oh no you didn't '1der. You refered to sexy and "the beast" in one sentence. I personally would be afraid of serena

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I'd serve to her.

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PoorManQ45
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Dude she's a freaking beast.

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nismofly
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i dont care for her, i dont like her 'tude

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PoorManQ45
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In her interviews, she seems like she has a good personality, but she really scares me.

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nismofly
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if you watch when she wins, shes all like...hah! look at me, im the best!

when she loses, its like, i meant to do that...noone could ever really beat me

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Who cares, that's what the duct tape is for, then you don't have to listen to her at all!

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oh man, that's going on my "million uses for duct tape" list


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