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Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:51 pm
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm singl e and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
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Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed byLayers of snow that react to different conditions.
Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheetFills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.
When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater canFreeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form aGreen stripe.
Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked upWhen the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.
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These incredible images of waves in the Hawaiian Islands were taken by Clark Little, the number one photographer of surf.
There were clouds of sand ten feet high and I'm standing there.I'm holding on to my camera and my trigger as long as I can.Then I have to jump into the cloud of sand to try to get out of danger's way.
His fans pay as much as $4,000 for his gorgeous photos.