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So today I was coming home from astronaut training (as if i really need training) and I was feelin' pretty hungry. I called my personal chef and personal hottie, Olga, and told her to make me 42 egg omlettes with steak. I told her I wanted extra protein and I wanted her, extra naked. After I got done chowin' down, I boned Olga and started gettin' ready for the club. I did my blow out and my chin strap so all the b****es would want my d*ck. I flexed my chest under my armani exchange shirt. Lookin' pretty buff. I took 3 more gallons of protein and I headed for the door. On the way out, I boned Olga again.

I jumped in to my Eclipse and took off. Top down baby. 400 horsepower baby. Turbocharged baby. At least thats what the guy at the dealership told me. I drifted like the whole way there, because im a pro racer too. Anyway, i got out to the club and vallet parked my car. I always vallet that sh*t.

So i get in da' the club and like 40 b****es are on my d*ck at once. No f*ckin' surprise. I get to the VIP and all my boy are there. They say, "Hey Chad, where you been?" I said, "None of ya f*ckin' bees wax. Get me a f*ckin' bottle now." My favorite song came on so I danced my f*ckin' a** off.

I'm pretty f***ed up by now, but it's cool. I can drive. I do it all the f***in' time. Now give me my keys. F*ckin' vallet douche. I always vallet that s***.

So im driving and some f*ckin' pig pulls me over. It's cool, I got this. He tells me to get out of the car. I told him it's cool, i got this. He told me i looked like i had been at a party tonight. Damn right. Im the f*ckin' king of that s***. I f*ckin' popped bottles and grinded on like 40 b****es. I was f*ckin' doin' my thing, all the b****es were diggin my chin strap. I told him i was an astronaut. He told me i had the right to remain silent. I told him i had the right to f*ckin party.


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nice story. i actually watched fast and the furious a couple days ago. Mad bored

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edit: QUICKLY! erase the fail before anyone sees!

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Art archive post nico/sfzcc test.

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm singl e and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed byLayers of snow that react to different conditions.

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheetFills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater canFreeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form aGreen stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked upWhen the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.









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These incredible images of waves in the Hawaiian Islands were taken by Clark Little, the number one photographer of surf.





There were clouds of sand ten feet high and I'm standing there.I'm holding on to my camera and my trigger as long as I can.Then I have to jump into the cloud of sand to try to get out of danger's way.

His fans pay as much as $4,000 for his gorgeous photos.












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and uh more drawings from Justin BeeverThis guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.

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