Barking Car! (humorous)

[kaze0]

Mentioned in my other thread, I did 11k worth of damage to my Versa by hitting a deer. Found the below funny bit after some random googling about deer...

"Before he discovered deer whistles, a supervisor for an Arkansas utility came up with his own plan to scare deer off dark country roads. He taped the barking of his neighbors' dogs, rigged an amplified speaker to the front of his truck and then broadcast the tape as he cruised down highways. But he abandoned the scheme, amid concern that the barking was not only scaring deer, but awakening residents of southern Arkansas. "

any ideas how to wire this up on my hatchback