Don't mess with Mama!

[nissangirl74]

After a sneaky crocodile strayed too close to a mother hippo with calves, a brawl broke out on the banks of the Nile River in Tanzania's Serengeti National Park. Even though the crocodile tried to scramble away, this photo shows it in a moment of defeat, ensnared in the mouth of an angry hippo.

[breadbox]

Yeah talking to africans they don't worry about wildlife too much but they fear hippos like nothing else. They don't play.

[numbnuts240]

[breadbox]

GIVE ME YOUR SOOOOOODA!

or is that a walkie talkie?

[Looneybomber]

GIVE ME YOUR SOOOOOODA!

or is that a walkie talkie?

Looks like a Motorola. I'm guessing the hippo probably lost reception.

[sbird1]

So that's why Africans are so fast!

[G_whizz]

Looks like a Motorola. I'm guessing the hippo probably lost reception.

Can you hear me now?

Ok how bout now?

Now?

[AZhitman]

I can imagine Steve Irwin strolling up on that scene...

"CRIKEY. She's a BEAUT... HEY! WTF?!?!"

[adrianfromthecastle]

So that's why Africans are so fast!

[sldewyz]

real life version of hungry hungry hippo.

[dasoupdude]

That is the best picture I have ever seen in my life.

[skydragoness]

Hippos are no effin joke. They're more dangerous than sharks IMO.

[HashiriyaS14]

Hippos are no effin joke. They're more dangerous than sharks IMO.

ZOMGLANDSHARKZ!!

[breadbox]

ZOMGTUBBYLANDSHARKZ!!

fixed

[Papi Chulo]

omg is that a velociraptor hiding behind the sign?

[Nali]

Hippos - Hate mode whenever their babies are near by.

This is especially dangerous when they get on land looking for food(usually at night), and wonder near lodges and stuff.The babies are usually a couple feet behind, and the mother gets startled by the human who went outside for a piss.Next thing we know Peter Dews' lower body is found with its pants down.His upper body is never located.

[numbnuts240]

omg is that a velociraptor hiding behind the sign?

i actually scrolled up and looked

[marlin29311]

ZOMGLANDSHARKZ!!

Landshark?



or Land Shark?

[numbnuts240]

Landshark?

i like landshark. it's like a corona, without being a corona.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I wondered if that stuff was any good. A bunch of billboards for it popped up around here recently.

As for the original topic...

[Jesda]

Hippos are no effin joke. They're more dangerous than sharks IMO.

[HashiriyaS14]

omg is that a velociraptor hiding behind the sign?

[Jesda]

http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/

[93coupe]

i like landshark. it's like a corona, without being a corona.

But it's only like 3% alcohol.

[numbnuts240]

sacrifice a little bit of alcohol content for better taste.

[lino]

I wondered if that stuff was any good. A bunch of billboards for it popped up around here recently.

As for the original topic...

I used to love hungry hungry hippos. They have it at the arcade:

[Mr1der]

Hippos are no effin joke. They're more dangerous than sharks IMO.

land sharks.

they can run pretty f'n fast too.

and are responsible for more deaths in Africa than any other animal.

that said, the tiger is still the most badass creature walking the earth.

[Red coupe]

Landshark?



or Land Shark?

No, Land shark

[drksolest]

i actually scrolled up and looked

me too!

[Jesda]

No, Land shark

I love Gilda Radner!