It is 2009 and I am already sick to death of 2012.

[EvillE423]

I believe in it!!!!!!!

There is this planet called Neberu that is just outside the pluto's boundries, that enters out solar system every 3500 years, as recorded by the Egyptians and NASA. Well, that planet has very high temperatures, and every 3500 years that it passes the earth, it f***s up our environment, hence global warming and the shifting of the earth's axis. That planet is almost here, and will reach the earth in 2012. My belief is that since the planet is very very very very hot, and exerts a s***load of heat, that when 2012 comes it will blow up every nuclear missile, bomb, factory, car, gas station etc. That's how the world will end.

FAIL!!!!

[flohtingPoint]

I believe in it!!!!!!!

There is this planet called Neberu that is just outside the pluto's boundries, that enters out solar system every 3500 years, as recorded by the Egyptians and NASA. Well, that planet has very high temperatures, and every 3500 years that it passes the earth, it f***s up our environment, hence global warming and the shifting of the earth's axis. That planet is almost here, and will reach the earth in 2012. My belief is that since the planet is very very very very hot, and exerts a s***load of heat, that when 2012 comes it will blow up every nuclear missile, bomb, factory, car, gas station etc. That's how the world will end.

This theory is bad on SO many levels... There is nothing nearly believable about it if you know anything about elementary astronomy.

-A planet is only a planet if it clears it's own orbit, this is the main reason Pluto was actually demoted to dwarf. Therefore this thing isn't even a planet, should it exist.

-An AU is 93 million miles roughly. It's the distance of the Earth to the sun. The sun is the most powerful thing in our solar system and it's only 1 AU away from us and were fine.

-Anything that has temps hot enough to effect earth would have to be more powerful than the sun and come closer, as stated, 1 AU is not that much.

-New Horizons, a satellite launched a couple years ago that's headed for Pluto wont be there till 2015. It is currently traveling faster than anything else in our solar system aside from light, unless there is a comet at perihelion (it's traveling at around 40,000 MPH). Pluto is farther than 30AU (I believe the avg is 38-39 AU) from Earth and it's taking New Horizons around 10 years to make it there.

-Put all this together and you'd have already spotted something this big and hot with the naked eye in the night sky if it was due to arrive here in a little over 2 years.

I'm hoping your kidding, or you might be dumber than ZOMG. I've heard about this stupid theory from other folks too and I just have to shake my head...

[ScrapMetal]

But unfortunately I feel that it might happen. A single person is smart and can make decent decisions but a group of people, then are stupid and dangerous. With enough dumb people believing in the 2012 nonsense all it would take is one retard to scare other retards and create a massive uproar.

Self fulfilling prophecy.

I swear the first person I see freaking out that day, I will sedate them.

I gotta agree with Richard. Look at the guy who hijacked that Mexican airplane with 100+ people inside. He said he hijacked it because he had a vision that something was going to happen 09/09/09. I can only imagine how many crazy loonies are going to be doing something stupid that day. I'll probably call in sick that day and stay home just because of all the nutcases that are going to be roaming the streets that day.

[MinisterofDOOM]

SICK. TO.

DEATH.

And not my death. Someone else's. Don't let it be yours, [insert cliché cash cow milking writer, director, developer, whatsmegginghaveyou here].

Already the sciencey-type TV networks are milking the dust out of the "2012 is the end of the world" crap. The stupid 2012 movie comes out next month. That's TWO YEARS EARLY DINGBATS.

Shut up about it already. Shut up and go away. I hope the world really does end. Fat lotta good those profits'll do when nothing exists anymore, ya jackasses!

27 months until december 2012 gets here. Please let them pass quickly.

[ScrapMetal]

I'm glad I don't believe in none of that crap.

[naladude911]

I believe in it!!!!!!!

There is this planet called Neberu that is just outside the pluto's boundries, that enters out solar system every 3500 years, as recorded by the Egyptians and NASA. Well, that planet has very high temperatures, and every 3500 years that it passes the earth, it f***s up our environment, hence global warming and the shifting of the earth's axis. That planet is almost here, and will reach the earth in 2012. My belief is that since the planet is very very very very hot, and exerts a s***load of heat, that when 2012 comes it will blow up every nuclear missile, bomb, factory, car, gas station etc. That's how the world will end.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Nuclear weapons can only be detonated by triggering the reaction. You can light them on fire, smack them, blow them up...they won't detonate. Not how it works.

That Nibiru planet has also NOT been documented by NASA. It's a load of crap.

[naladude911]

o..

Well then Iran will launch a nuclear weapon, and then in reaction, everyone else will do the same............

Or the aliens will come, and the thirteen crystal skulls (they are real btw, look them up) will need to be joined.

[numbnuts240]

even if this planet passed close enough to earth to affect our planet, it would be it's gravitational pull that has an effect on earth, not its heat. planets receive, and retain their heat as a result of their proximity to a star. if this thing is entering our solar system from beyond pluto, it would be a giant rock of frigid temps, maybe ice, and that's all. stop believing everything you read on the internet.

[MinisterofDOOM]

[Some facts]stop believing everything you read on the internet.

AHHHHH, paradox!

[Jesda]

I need to start stocking up on Dr Pepper. Problem is, it tastes terrible after only a year.

[marlin29311]

I'm more worried about zombies than I am about 2012....

...and I'm not worried about zombies.

I actually had a vision the other day (and all my visions are true) that the demise of human kind will come from.................the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

[numbnuts240]

AHHHHH, paradox!

ohhh, you got me. but in all seriousness, if the kid paid any attention in any of his high school science classes, when they covered the basic workings of space, he would have found fault in this super hot planet theory. hell, i haven't had a lesson on space and planets in probably a decade, this is the first time i'm hearing of this nibiru planet, and i instantly knew it was bs.

[RobPaulson]

nala, i really hope ur kidding hahahahhahaha

[numbnuts240]

o..

Well then Iran will launch a nuclear weapon, and then in reaction, everyone else will do the same............

Or the aliens will come, and the thirteen crystal skulls (they are real btw, look them up) will need to be joined.

what are we ever going to do with you?

[4cefed]

Is he actually serious?

He's kidding....right?

Someone tell me he juts playing this up..... please...

[numbnuts240]

i wish i could

[HashiriyaS14]

I believe in all of it. In 2012, Golbez is going to show up and pwnz all of us. I'm lucky I got my copy of Dissidia so I can practice for the final showdown.

[DrifterXRPS13]

DEATH TO SMOOCHIE!!!!!

[MinisterofDOOM]

IV is definitely one of the best FFs.

[Nali]

This s*** happens every year.....Disco and History go on their apocalypse crusade as the year comes to a close.

The Nostradumbass shows and all these shows about stuff that could wipe out earth have already started....i always look forward to this time of year.

Hearing the Nostra followers link his gibberish to events is always fun, i love how they spin anything he says to fit whatever story they believe he is talking about.

Every year has that global disaster movie about the end of the world or some other nigh apocalyptic event.

[MinisterofDOOM]

The Nostradumbass shows and all these shows about stuff that could wipe out earth have already started....i always look forward to this time of year.

I hate prophecy crap. EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ DUNE. Seriously. Prophecy is a tool used by the wise to manipulate the foolish.

[numbnuts240]

i predict that the sun will rise tomorrow. my word is infallible. follow me to redemption.

[marlin29311]

i predict that the sun will rise tomorrow. my word is infallible. follow me to redemption.

I predict that the sun will fall, and it is the truth. Follow me if you want to live.

[DrifterXRPS13]

I predict that you will find me in a room of light on the ground with my pants off...enter me for redemption.

[numbnuts240]

I predict that you will find me in a room of light on the ground with my pants off...enter me for redemption.

oh, i'll enter. then exit. then enter again

[DrifterXRPS13]

oh, i'll enter. then exit. then enter again

[RCA]

Nali lets not forget about:

I am absolutely SICK of that 2012 sh*t.

But unfortunately I feel that it might happen. A single person is smart and can make decent decisions but a group of people, then are stupid and dangerous. With enough dumb people believing in the 2012 nonsense all it would take is one retard to scare other retards and create a massive uproar.

Self fulfilling prophecy.

I swear the first person I see freaking out that day, I will sedate them.

[ddgsxr504]

Mehh.. it's all BS but I still am looking forward to the movie. Somewhat visually stunning..... somewhat.

[numbnuts240]

12/21/2012 is a friday. i'll wake up, go to work, and carry on with my day as usual. then at the end of the day, i'll get drunk and go to bed, just like any other friday.