So I got a Fathers Day gift a week early...pwnage inside

[Beancooker]

I was like . I thought she was getting me something for the car, or a check towards the new engine... but no, I got a f**king vacuum cleaner. A six f**king hundred dollar vacuum cleaner. She was like "Honey look, I got you the ball, it's the animal version".... She was so excited it was like she expected my reaction to be the same as if she strolled home with an LS7 for me. I couldn't piss in her cheerios, so I smiled and acted all spiffy happy. Hoo rah!

Granted, that damn thing cleaned the hell out of our carpets, but it sure wasn't an engine.

[Oatmealman]

well it's the thought that counts,i honestly have no idea what to get my dad.

[redtop91]

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[peanut squirrel]

Yeah, but it looks like it's got a big turbo on it.

[redtop91]

At least it is the VTEC model!

[srpowered240sx]

and the owning by the wife of the year award goes to.........

[audtatious]

Reminds me of my wife who is a clean freak. My 11yo kirby that works great is a POS compared to her hi-end Panasonic which is 2yo and been in the shop twice

[Bwana]

Dang! That's a tyte uh, vacuum ya got there!

[Dattebayo]

Okay, okay.

You should tell her her gift really SUCKS! hahahahaha

[tjmhillz]

hahah too funny.. maybe she going to get u somethign else and this is just part of the gifts to come?? i cant see myself spendn that much on a vacuum cleaner.. ill get a cheap one and it still gets the job done.. and dont kirby cleaners cost like $1000 or somethign close to it?

[Jookmasta]

i'm speechless.................ur wife has the BEST sense of humor i've ever seen. wife 1, husband 0............

[jdmfreak]

LMFAO! Megapwnt!

[scotttak]

you could take the engine from the vacuum and use it as an electric turbo charger?

[Kckouki]

Yeah, but it looks like it's got a big turbo on it.

At least it is the VTEC model!

HhahhahahahahahahThats pretty damn funny.Do you even do alot of cleaning ? As a guy id say no. lmao

[jdmfreak]

Reminds me of my wife who is a clean freak. My 11yo kirby that works great is a POS compared to her hi-end Panasonic which is 2yo and been in the shop twice

Kirby's FTW. We've had 2 of them since I was born in 86. We bought another one at least 5 years ago, but prolly more idk. The Kirby guy gladly took the old one with him. And I think this one will last forever. We have bags and belts to last a LONG time.

Wow I just got excited about a vacuum cleaner...

[Jesda]

What redtop said, x2.

I bought a $40 Dirt Devil. Thank you Wal-Mart, thank you China!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Um.

Wow.

So, next mother's day you're going to get her some tools or car mods, right?

[Florida240sx]

He's going to go "clean his room"

[cmfireman]

Is that a Dyson?

The only way I know this is because my girlfreind has rich grandparents with one, and everytime we go in Sears she talks about how she wants one when we get a house.

What she doesn't know is there will be NO carpet in my house!

[0wn3r]

my mom is friggin ocd for cleaning... she owned a Rainbow for a long time... probably 2+ years ago it crapped the bed and she got that same vacuum.

and she hates it.

for $600, you could probably get a cheap one and higher a maid for a few weeks.

[SayNoToPistons]

Start cleaning up!

[Veriest1]

So, next mother's day you're going to get her some tools or car mods, right?

Listen to this man unless it turns out shes pulling a prank on you and she gives you your real present on fathers day.

She just better not complain when you pull a $600 prank on her before mothers day.

[Florida240sx]

Bowling ball with your name on it? Shotgun with your name engraved? Set of 4 lug rims while she drives a 5lug car....

[Dano]

LOL, sorry man. My parents just bought a Dyson around Xmas, purple model as well, and we love it, works pretty dang well, a lot better than our "SUPER" Hoover we had prior, which wasn't old at all.

-Dan

[SketchyRollin564]

Think of it this way, if you love your wife, then shes the best gift youve ever gotten

foreal though, buy her a 6spd transverse VQ35 for YOUR car on mothersday

[lofapoo]

If I found out my wife dropped 600 bones on a vacuum cleaner, I'd probably have to come upside her head, or force her to do something in the sheets she's never wanted to do before.

Hey baby, since you're so into cleaning, how about I clean your brown eye, kthx.

[Loki]

I thought Mother's Day was last month. And that you aren't supposed ta buy yourself stuff. Oh well

BTW, I love that expression, piss in your cheerios. Must use it today!

[Beancooker]

Do you even do alot of cleaning ? As a guy id say no.

Vacuuming is one of my tasks. She has some shoulder problems, so she can't do it. And yes, my house is like a hospital/museum. It is immaculately clean.

So, next mother's day you're going to get her some tools or car mods, right?

Yes. Parts for the 300zx.

unless it turns out shes pulling a prank on you and she gives you your real present on fathers day.

No, it is not a prank, she was for real.

Think of it this way, if you love your wife, then shes the best gift youve ever gotten

For a kid still in highschool, you're one smart mofo.

[danielekfuj]

For a kid still in highschool,

[Morph]

At least it is the VTEC model!

You forgot the H on the end of that. VTECH FTW...