So I thought I was going to get arrested last night!!!!

[99QX4]

Ok...so it's 3:15am and i'm dead asleep, only to get awoken to this extremely loud banging. I think the noise was going on for a good amount of time before I actually woke up from it. It was incorporated into my dream somehow so i didn't wake up right away. So here I am a 23 yr old female all alone in my apartment wondering what the heck is going on. My first reaction out of my confusion was that something broke and people were here to fix it, why at 3am i have no idea. Then i see these lights shining in through my blinds into my second story bedroom window. The banging keeps on going and i hear voices outside. Then i hear coming from the hallway a man yelling through my door "IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR IN 30 SECONDS WE'RE GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN!!!!" I was like I throw the covers off, leap out of bed and dash to the door saying "is this for me?!?!?!?" because i wasn't even sure that they were at my door. Sure enough when i opened it there were 2 FBI agents, or whatever they were, standing there. I am wide-eyed at the door in my pajamas as one of the men goes "We have a warrant" and i reply with "for what?!??!" he proceeds to step into my apartment saying "I'll show you..." The other guy then says into his radio "it's a white female..." as the guy with the warrant asks me if i live alone. I say "yes" he goes "are you alone now?" I reply "yes" He shows me the warrant and on the second page there is a man's picture and he asks "do you know this man" so i look at the paper i have no clue who he is so i shook my head no as i look at the picture again and at the guys name. So the guy asks me "how long have you lived here for?" and I said "about a month, a little more." After i said that he says "well he must have lived here before you then...this is the address we had for him" I mentioned having some mail from the people who previously lived there that i just took out of the mail box that day...so the guy follows me into my kitchen and i hand him the mail. He looks at the other guy and says "yep his mail is still coming here" I look over and there is another guy walking out of my room or the bathroom, wherever he was searching. So now I have 3 strange FBI men standing in my living room at 3 in the morning, I can only imagine what my neighbors think!! And when i went to work this morning I looked at my front door and saw all these marks where they were banging on it with their huge flashlights!!! Yeah that was not how i wanted to start off my Friday....

[Logan76]

Aww, im sorry, I would be pissed at the marks on my door, to tell you the truth FBI would be repainting my door, or I would be down there plssed off.

[Dano]

Holy Crap! Glad you didn't get mased, tazed, or go to jail!

Did they have bulletproof vests and tactical gear on? If they did I would've stand there and been like "SWEET, JUST LIKE 'DALLAS SWAT!'"

-Dan

[Florida240sx]

I probably would of been shot.......Someone coems banigng at my door at 3 in the morning and I didn't expect them I would have my shotgun aimed at the door when they open it....Done it before...friend got stuck at aparty and my house was the closest one and he didn't have his cell phone...

[penpen-commander]

did you get any of the peoples/fbi's names?you should've got their info and be like:"what the ****, bishez?! i'm trying to sleep."while swaying your head side to side with 3 snaps from you fingers."uhn uuuuuuuuuhn, oh no he didn't."

[Dano]

you should've got their info and be like:"what the ****, bishez?! i'm trying to sleep."while swaying your head side to side with 3 snaps from you fingers."uhn uuuuuuuuuhn, oh no he didn't."

-Dan

[bobotech]

Hey neato! Were their film crews from Cops there too?

LOL

[adrianfromthecastle]

did you get any of the peoples/fbi's names?you should've got their info and be like:"what the ****, bishez?! i'm trying to sleep."while swaying your head side to side with 3 snaps from you fingers."uhn uuuuuuuuuhn, oh no he didn't."

lol...so, do you get reembursed for the damages? i mean, that sucks, cuz it has nothing to do with you, yet you get this sht done to your place... i'd be hella pissed if i got all this markings on my door and my privacy [rights] invaded... i mean, what if i was cookin up cocaine or something?

[99QX4]

I didn't get to talk to the lady in the management office today for my apartment...but i'm gonna see her on monday cuz i'm not getting introuble for the damage. Not to mention i'm a young female living here all alone and it scared the hell out of me...loud banging on my door at a time like that and hearing that they're gonna break my door down!!!

[redtop91]

haha the patriot act is a ***** isnt it? Damn government invading privacy with fake warrants and what not. I've had the police do that and the warrant they showed me was blank. I naturally was like get the f outta my house until you have a proper warrant. But in reality there is nothing you can do about it. Just dont go for your wallet or they might shoot ya

[penpen-commander]

baby, if i was your man, i'd protect you from it all.

.

.... while i'm hiding under the bed, drowing in my own piss.

[Dano]

baby, if i was your man, i'd protect you from it all.

.

.... while i'm hiding under the bed, drowing in my own piss.

That was retarded.

-Dan

[Jesda]

On the plus side, they didnt find the drugs!

[Dattebayo]

while swaying your head side to side with 3 snaps from you fingers."uhn uuuuuuuuuhn, oh no he didn't."

There is a urban black woman inside of you that wants to get out! Do it! Or she will cause some trouble...

[redtop91]

There is a urban black woman inside of you that wants to get out! Do it! Or she will cause some trouble...

Ummm

That was retarded.

-Dan

[NSR_s30]

Holy crap thats crazy....lucky for you that they didn't take you no questions asked. Bummer they caused damage, hopefully you won't have to get it fixed. Least you're okay thats a plus.

[SVersaS]

while swaying your head side to side with 3 snaps from you fingers."uhn uuuuuuuuuhn, oh no he didn't."

by the way, its called a Z snap.

[tonynalli]

i had that happen to me but it was because my brother and i were playing with our airsoft guns for like 2 hours in my moms apartment complex. 6 swat guys threw my *** around like i was a sack of potatoes. it was kinda fun, besides the fact that i was only in my underware. but the best part about that night is when one of the dumbasses shot his friend in the neck with my gun. good times

[Beancooker]

The dumbasses being you and your friends, or the swat officers.

[redtop91]

x2 and maybe you should say that the person who got shot was shot with your airsoft gun? I despise the Police but it wouldn't be funny if it was a real gun. We know what you mean though.

[yelnatsch517]

I didn't get to talk to the lady in the management office today for my apartment...but i'm gonna see her on monday cuz i'm not getting introuble for the damage. Not to mention i'm a young female living here all alone and it scared the hell out of me...loud banging on my door at a time like that and hearing that they're gonna break my door down!!!

You sure are mentioning the fact that you are a female, young, and all alone . Any Niconaughts in PA willing to help a young woman out?

[Bubba1]

Ok...so it's 3:15am and i'm dead asleep, only to get awoken to this extremely loud banging. I think the noise was going on for a good amount of time before I actually woke up from it. It was incorporated into my dream somehow so i didn't wake up right away. So here I am a 23 yr old female all alone in my apartment wondering what the heck is going on. My first reaction out of my confusion was that something broke and people were here to fix it, why at 3am i have no idea. Then i see these lights shining in through my blinds into my second story bedroom window. The banging keeps on going and i hear voices outside. Then i hear coming from the hallway a man yelling through my door "IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR IN 30 SECONDS WE'RE GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN!!!!" I was like I throw the covers off, leap out of bed and dash to the door saying "is this for me?!?!?!?" because i wasn't even sure that they were at my door. Sure enough when i opened it there were 2 FBI agents, or whatever they were, standing there. I am wide-eyed at the door in my pajamas as one of the men goes "We have a warrant" and i reply with "for what?!??!" he proceeds to step into my apartment saying "I'll show you..." The other guy then says into his radio "it's a white female..." as the guy with the warrant asks me if i live alone. I say "yes" he goes "are you alone now?" I reply "yes" He shows me the warrant and on the second page there is a man's picture and he asks "do you know this man" so i look at the paper i have no clue who he is so i shook my head no as i look at the picture again and at the guys name. So the guy asks me "how long have you lived here for?" and I said "about a month, a little more." After i said that he says "well he must have lived here before you then...this is the address we had for him" I mentioned having some mail from the people who previously lived there that i just took out of the mail box that day...so the guy follows me into my kitchen and i hand him the mail. He looks at the other guy and says "yep his mail is still coming here" I look over and there is another guy walking out of my room or the bathroom, wherever he was searching. So now I have 3 strange FBI men standing in my living room at 3 in the morning, I can only imagine what my neighbors think!! And when i went to work this morning I looked at my front door and saw all these marks where they were banging on it with their huge flashlights!!! Yeah that was not how i wanted to start off my Friday....

Wow, that was scary. Glad it worked out ok.

I had an interesting break in story. Many years ago, not long after my wife and I bought our house, (pre-kids, pre-dogs)we were asleep in the master bedroom with our noisy room a/c on full blast, when a buddy of mine enroute to his parents house ran out of gas a bout a mile from our house around 3 am.

He rang the doorbell several times, and we slept thru it. He then broke into our garage, got out a ladder, and used it to climb into one of our 2nd floor guest room windows that was open . After walking downstairs to the bar and helping himself a beer, he came back upstairs, turned on the hall lights, and politely knocked on our bedroom door. My wife poked me hard and whispered "it's a burglar". As I woke, I looked at the door, noticing the lights were on from underneath the bottom of the door, when suddenly through the door came a loud ,beer-fueled window rattling belch. I then said, "What burglar turns on the lights and knocks? When I opened the bedroom door there was my buddy grinning from ear to ear, (proud of his accomplishment), handing me a beer.

Needless to say, we've since improved the security, I now have a lock on the beer fridge (ahem).

[Logan76]

You sure are mentioning the fact that you are a female, young, and all alone . Any Niconaughts in PA willing to help a young woman out?

Well.....

[Mr1der]

poor girl...now you're gonna get all kinds of male roommate suitors....

yay for bad info I guess....they need to be updating their ****!

that's retarded to not have checked the current address for new residents within like two weeks prior before getting a warrant...lazy agents.

[Bubba1]

yay for bad info I guess....they need to be updating their ****!

that's retarded to not have checked the current address for new residents within like two weeks prior before getting a warrant...lazy agents.

True, but I think she said she's only been there a month, plus people wanted by the FBI don't normally make a habit of sending out change of address notifications. . I wonder what the guy did that the FBI felt they had approach the way they did...

[Mr1der]

no they don't...but they DO have access to public records

[nsrZ32]

Crazy night!

So why you leaving out the part where you tried to pick up the FBI guys and asked for their numbers? lol just kidding

[99QX4]

LOL yeah pick up the FBI guys that didn't even have the decency to say sorry!

[Fastzntn]

Since when did the FBI start picking people up at 3:15 am?????

Or is that normal operating procedure for them?

[Mr1der]

it is for a lot honestly.

catch them when they're off guard and less likely to be in a state of ready defense.