I am SOOOOO Australian that.....

Post by **Ozzie** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:01 am

I carry my spare change around in a kangaroo scrotum..............................

That is all.

Post by **Jesda** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:03 am

Do you hide it in your front storage pouch?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:05 am

Stuff a couple big marbles in there with your change.

P.S. I hate coins. Jingly pieces of crap. Gimme paper currency that folds in my wallet and doesn't take up tons of space.

Post by **Ozzie** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:14 am

MinisterofDOOM wrote:P.S. I hate coins. Jingly pieces of crap. Gimme paper currency that folds in my wallet and doesn't take up tons of space.

Unfortunately, the smallest note we have here is a $5.

$1 and $2 are coins (The gold ones in the first pic)

The good thing about the scrotum is that it doesn't have any stitched seams to wear out and break. If looked after well, it should last longer than me!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:20 am

i expected pics of you shoving your finger up a croc's hole to find out its gender. kangaroo ball sack will suffice.

Post by **PBfrEAk** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:06 am

ozzie! wrote:
Unfortunately, the smallest note we have here is a $5.

$1 and $2 are coins (The gold ones in the first pic)

The good thing about the scrotum is that it doesn't have any stitched seams to wear out and break. If looked after well, it should last longer than me!

So would it be weird of me if I asked you where one could purchase his own personal kangaroo scrotum online somewhere??

Post by **sbird1** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:11 am

PBfrEAk wrote:
So would it be weird of me if I asked you where one could purchase his own personal kangaroo scrotum online somewhere??

That's the coolest thing I've seen all day.

Post by **sbird1** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:27 am

Voilla!

http://www.australiagift.com/s...x.htm

Ozzie, do you know which of the sizes in that link is the one that you have? Your scrotum looks to be about the perfect size.

Website · Post by **flohtingPoint** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:54 am

ozzie! wrote:
Unfortunately, the smallest note we have here is a $5.

$1 and $2 are coins (The gold ones in the first pic)

The good thing about the scrotum is that it doesn't have any stitched seams to wear out and break. If looked after well, it should last longer than me!

Same in Euros.

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:00 am

sbird1 wrote:Ozzie, Your scrotum looks to be about the perfect size.

Roos have orange balzacs?

Post by **PEZi** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:02 am

maybe they dye them.... i want a pink roo scrotum plz!

YouTube · Post by **dasoupdude** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:09 am

price of ball sack shipped to 33467??

Post by **PBfrEAk** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:05 am

AZhitman wrote:

Roos have orange balzacs?

Actually I think that is a cast given to the skin from the tanning agent used to tan it into nice leather.

At least that's what it does to cow hide.

Post by **r34 gtr** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:40 am

Must...find.....credit card....

Post by **lino** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:58 am

Almost as bad as:

Post by **Jyon9689** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:41 pm

sounds like outrageous fun

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:41 pm

lino wrote:Almost as bad as:

Those are just plain gay.

I laugh every time I see those, knowing the closet-dweller driving the truck actually thought, "Oooh, I need that"... PICKED IT UP, WALKED TO THE COUNTER, AND PAID FOR IT.

Post by **Razi** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:02 pm

AZhitman wrote:
Those are just plain gay.

I laugh every time I see those, knowing the closet-dweller driving the truck actually thought, "Oooh, I need that"... PICKED IT UP, WALKED TO THE COUNTER, AND PAID FOR IT.

So true."Hmm I want a ball sack for my truck, it looks nice..."

Post by **93coupe** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:13 pm

Dasoupdude wrote:price of ball sack shipped to 33467??

Just pay for the gas and I'll personally deliver it.

Post by **Ozzie** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:05 pm

sbird1 wrote:Voilla!

http://www.australiagift.com/s...x.htm

Ozzie, do you know which of the sizes in that link is the one that you have? Your scrotum looks to be about the perfect size.

After some closer inspection, my (kangaroo) scrotum appears to be in-between the medium and large sizes

Modified by ozzie! at 3:16 PM 11/19/2009

Post by **BusyBadger** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:50 pm

Funny you should say just this thing...

numbnuts240 wrote:i expected pics of you shoving your finger up a croc's hole to find out its gender. kangaroo ball sack will suffice.

I saw this sticker in a display case and couldn't find where to buy one for you.

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:52 pm

ozzie! wrote:I carry my spare change around in a kangaroo scrotum..............................

That is all.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:37 am

BusyBadger wrote:Funny you should say just this thing...

I saw this sticker in a display case and couldn't find where to buy one for you.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img...r.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...74893

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