NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[numbnuts240]

so it's my parent's anniversary today. since i work for the same company as my old man, i just ride to and from work with him. every morning i go to their house, have some coffee, wake my niece up and we leave. today was just like every other day, but i had to witness an extra long good-bye kiss/make-out sesh. it was gross.

so just now my old man calls my office phone and tells me that he's taking off to go home and that he'll come back later to pick me up. he's going on and on about how he should be spending the day with my mother and how he should have taken the day off in the first place, yada, yada, yada. the ONLY thing going through my head is....their gonna do it *shudder, parent sex shudder*

i hope they don't invite me to dinner with them later, i don't think i'll be able to look either of them in the eye. and their house better not smell like sex tomorrow morning when i go over there

[DrifterXRPS13]

ummmm...sorry?

[numbnuts240]

you're damned right you are

[DrifterXRPS13]

[G_whizz]

If you want to make uber sure... smell his finger later..

[numbnuts240]

[DrifterXRPS13]

If you want to make uber sure... smell his finger later..

[dasoupdude]

Just buy some febreeze in case the sofa smells like skeet.

[93coupe]

If you want to make uber sure... smell his finger later..

Tito, just be happy that your parents still have a healthy sex life.

[numbnuts240]

eff that, i sleep on that sofa sometimes

[drksolest]

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Maybe they'll make a movie for you Tita.

Don't let them get ahold of the funtoi!

[Bubba1]

so it's my parent's anniversary today. since i work for the same company as my old man, i just ride to and from work with him. every morning i go to their house, have some coffee, wake my niece up and we leave. today was just like every other day, but i had to witness an extra long good-bye kiss/make-out sesh. it was gross.

so just now my old man calls my office phone and tells me that he's taking off to go home and that he'll come back later to pick me up. he's going on and on about how he should be spending the day with my mother and how he should have taken the day off in the first place, yada, yada, yada. the ONLY thing going through my head is....their gonna do it *shudder, parent sex shudder*

i hope they don't invite me to dinner with them later, i don't think i'll be able to look either of them in the eye. and their house better not smell like sex tomorrow morning when i go over there

Aww you should be hope to be that happily married after so many years.It's not as if your mom is gonna tell you that her arse is sore from your dad's pounding. IMHO the least you can do is take the niece that lives with them out for the evenng, so your folks can enjoy some quality time alone.they'd appreciate that as a gift.

[numbnuts240]

i already sent them to morton's steakhouse last week so that they would have the option of doing what they wanted to do tonight. and i do hope to reach the point in marriage that they have some day.oh and every time i've been away, my mother would tell me how her and my old man were doing the nasty in various places around my house while i was gone. i'm expecting her to come up with some type of story i'd rather not hear by tomorrow.

[timay]

Hey numbnuts, do you have a brother, or related to a guy who is the warehouse supervisor over at Harvey Building Products in East Haven?

[Dittoz7]

^Creeper.

[danshaz82]

im sorry tito, but i cant help but laugh my a** off. could be worse, you could walk in on parent sex

[numbnuts240]

Hey numbnuts, do you have a brother, or related to a guy who is the warehouse supervisor over at Harvey Building Products in East Haven?

i don't have a brother but i do have lots of family in new haven so possibly a relative...

[numbnuts240]

im sorry tito, but i cant help but laugh my a** off. could be worse, you could walk in on parent sex

been there, done that...

[danshaz82]

been there, done that...

naaaaa man im sorry tho. thats something noone should ever witness

[numbnuts240]

i had to have been somewhere between 5 and 8, i try hard not to remember all the details.

[danshaz82]

i apologize for bringing that up.

[93coupe]

*Knock on wood* I have never done that.

[danshaz82]

*Knock on wood* I have never done that.

and i dont ever plan on

[timay]

^Creeper.

ahh no, don't mean to be a creeper, if I came off as that I apologize.

only asked because I am supposed to meet with a guy with the last name mendez about doing some work.

carry on.

[numbnuts240]

ahh no, don't mean to be a creeper, if I came off as that I apologize.

only asked because I am supposed to meet with a guy with the last name mendez about doing some work.

carry on.

haha nobody really thinks you're a creeper. umm i don't think it's a relative of mine. mendez is a pretty popular last name.

[Razi]

Tito.....visualize

Sorry.

[timay]

Yeah I figured as much.

Anyways, to actually add something to your thread, my parents just celebrated their 24th anniversary last week, so I feel you on all that about them making out and all that stuff I think is gross. I think it's great though that in this day and age they made it 24 years married, 25 in total.

[numbnuts240]

congrats to them. my parents are on 20 something years, i can never remember. good for them, i'm not really grossed out by them kissing it up, i do it mainly because my mother seems to get a kick out of it and i gotta make sure that momma's happy. i'd still like to keep the images of parent boot knocking out of my head though...RAZI!!!!!!!!!!

[timay]

momma's always gotta be happy for sure.