Here I sit, broken hearted...

[Dattebayo]

LOL

SO I tried to use the company bathroom today, only to find that the facilities are broken. We have two bathrooms, but the other one looks like the lochness monster crawled out of it

We have a McD's around the corner, but I don't have faith that the Hispanic people who run the place actually clean it that often because of the smell and that they are always really busy. The other businesses in the airpark won't let me use their facilities, so this puts me in a real spot.

Any bright ideas guys?

Open polls are fun!

(please stop repeating options in the poll, you ninjas know who you are)
Modified by Dattebayo at 1:13 PM 8/8/2008

[darens13]

depends......use them.

[Jesda]

I almost did it in a kitty litter box once. Cat stared at me like "WTF A**HOLE! THATS NOT RIGHT! I'M TELLING!"

I finally went and used a trashbag and put it in the garbage outside. Selfish roommate + one bathroom = poopbags.

[Dattebayo]

Wow, these are some creative answers.

I wish I could find a litter box.

[Encryptshun]

I actually did do it in a litter box once when I was young. Got locked out of the house, walked home from school, new subdivision so no neighbors.... My cat was stern but understanding about the ordeal.

Can't you leave your work and go to a gas station or something?

[Papi Chulo]

I almost did it in a kitty litter box once.

It's funny you should mention that, because I did that once. 8th grade, my friends little brother had just gotten a kitten and I felt like pulling a little *big* prank on him. We thought it would be funny for him to clean up my crap without knowing, so I dropped my pants and did the deed. The poopy ended up being a monster ****, twice the size of the kitten who was only like 3/4 months. So we giggled like little girls and buried the turd like a cat would. His brother never said a word about it, I don't think he figured it out.

[Dattebayo]

Can't you leave your work and go to a gas station or something?

O GEE EVEN BETTER!

If I am going to a truck stop, I might as well use the lochness bathroom. I may just "hover" as some of you put it.

[Encryptshun]

O GEE EVEN BETTER!

If I am going to a truck stop, I might as well use the lochness bathroom. I may just "hover" as some of you put it.

Where the hell do you work...Myanmar?

[DevilMB3017]

Where the hell do you work...Myanmar?

Worse - His locale says DC Suburbs.

[Dattebayo]

I once saw a truck stop toilet completely filled with turd. It kinda looked like they couldn't flush one day and kept adding bleach to the mix to stave off the flies. I wonder if the last guy was drunk, because I would have to be paid like a million to use that thing.

And for the record, I work at Gaithersburg Airpark.

[Encryptshun]

Go make a deposit at Sandy Spring bank?

[Rev_D21]

Upper Decker all the way!

[Dattebayo]

Go make a deposit at Sandy Spring bank?

LOL Google

They don't have a customer bathroom.

[Encryptshun]

LOL Google

They don't have a customer bathroom.

Do they have a safety deposit box?

[Dattebayo]

Do they have a safety deposit box?

What an idea. I'd like to safely deposit something on my neighbor's floormat.

They should totally open those "pay to poop" stations like they have in downtown London.

[Encryptshun]

What an idea. I'd like to safely deposit something on my neighbor's floormat.

They should totally open those "pay to poop" stations like they have in downtown London.

Maybe it's not too late. You could become the sh*t-monger of the District of Columbia.

http://www.technologymadness.com/?p=423

[MastaYu]

Do they have a safety deposit box?

[1unar3clipse]

If I am going to a truck stop, I might as well use the lochness bathroom. I may just "hover" as some of you put it.

hey "hovering" is a technique of great use.

[Dattebayo]

You could become the sh*t-monger of the District of Columbia.

http://www.technologymadness.com/?p=423

Sweet.

its know that such facility can easily be a target by drug users and become dens of illegal behavior.

I could totally go for a line of coke off a hooker while rubbing feces all over the walls, just fo a mere $5 to poop.

Seriously, it would be like a low-rent stop for a bum. I'd totally have to hire a enforcement division and a camera. Maybe I could make a little off the vids if I get lucky.

[Encryptshun]

^

[Ilvemynissan]

Yah the toilet systems are pretty damn dumb, but there are soo many damn bums here, they just piss everywhere.

[Dattebayo]

#2

[HashiriyaS14]

Worse - His locale says DC Suburbs.

And this is coming from someone who lives in JERSEY, lol.

I drove through Jersey last night and I still smell like Turnpike.

[Dattebayo]

[Encryptshun]

I drove through Jersey last night and I still smell like Turnpike.

[DevilMB3017]

And this is coming from someone who lives in JERSEY, lol.

I drove through Jersey last night and I still smell like Turnpike.

Yeah, but ONLY the Turnpike smells like that...Well, for the most part.

Next time you're going through, stop for a beer or something why don't ya? Then you'll see its not all that bad.

[Dattebayo]

Next time you're going through, stop for a beer or something why don't ya? Then you'll see its not all that bad.

LAWL if he's going through NJ for any reason, it probably has something to do with his wife... She's not really the super-social type.

Funny, because she hid in the bathroom the whole time I was over to help him move in down here. That's how it relates to this thread

[Solar_Runner]

It's funny you should mention that, because I did that once. 8th grade, my friends little brother had just gotten a kitten and I felt like pulling a little *big* prank on him. We thought it would be funny for him to clean up my crap without knowing, so I dropped my pants and did the deed. The poopy ended up being a monster ****, twice the size of the kitten who was only like 3/4 months. So we giggled like little girls and buried the turd like a cat would. His brother never said a word about it, I don't think he figured it out.

I just had to walk out of the room... my kids didn't know what was cracking Dad up, so much.... That was the funniest thing I have read in years...

[DevilMB3017]

Well Dave, after meeting you in Carlisle, I can't say I really blame her...

[snwbrdr435]

You ever find somewhere to let mr hanky go free... A few months back i went to drop one downstairs at work opened the bathroom door and was greated by a weird smell flicked on the lights and