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Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:58 pm
Terrible. Davis County, Utah is home to some of the worst roads I've ever seen.Our road maintenance teams set the bar for low-standards, too.
I'm not just talking about surface quality, either. Yeah, there are more potholes in Davis County than there are grains of sand in all the beaches of the world. But it gets worse than that. Line painting is brilliant. Allow me to MSpaint-ustrate an example of their Michelangelo-quality works:Apparently we haven't discovered curves yet. So instead of a nice graceful turn, you get a sharp angle. Because no one has the brains to just ignore the sharp corner and turn with the road.
Beyond that, you'll get "road closed" signs put up weeks in advance, "left lane ends" signs when the right lane ends, cones blocking off lanes where nothing happens for DAYS... My favorite was the "construction on [x intersection] will begin on Sept 2nd." It was October.
Some of the roads in my parents' neighborhood have NEVER been re-paved in the time they've lived there (16 years!). The one in front of their house, where I used to park, is among them. It also happens to be the busiest road in the town and still hasn't been resurfaced.
Another awesome one is this pothole on this corner. The upper part, where people heading left and turning up onto the intersecting street pass. That pothole has been there for the whole 16 years I've seen that street. EVERY year the idiot road maintenance teams fill it in with that terrible useless loose filler crap. And every time, within a couple of weeks, the pothole is back again. They re-fill it multiple times a year. NO ONE has yet had the brains to try re-paving a larger area or extending the concrete out from the gutter. No. They'll just keep uselessly filling it in until the end of time itself.