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2007 Honda Civic LX/soon to be Infiniti J30
Mobile Alabama
6-13-2008
You know you're a ricer if...
9:39 AM 7/7/2008
• You put an oversized wing on the trunk lid of your stock or slightly modified car (especially if it is FWD) • You have a 3 inch or larger muffler attatched to your 2 inch or smaller stock exhaust • You have a short-ram intake system (or an attatched cone filter to your stock system) & you swear up & down that it’s a “cold-air” intake • You believe that the louder your fart can exhaust is, the more horsepower your motor is making • You have false decals on your car (i.e. a Nissan Maxima labled “GT-R”, a Honda Civic labeled as a “SiR”) • You have a “Turbo” decal on your car when the engine is not turbocharged • You have a fake intercooler tacked onto the front of your car when the engine is not turbocharged • You have ugly, knock-off Altezza style taillights on your car • You have subs & amps in your trunk, but no Dynamat • You have a manual shift knob on an automatic shifter • Your car is overloaded with neons, inside & out • You read Super Street mags • You think that all Japanese cars are “JDM” when most of them are jointly made in America & elsewhere, therefore making them “USDM” • You believe that those “Tornado Gas Savers” really increase your horsepower • Your car is primer, but you tell others that it’s “carbon fiber” • You put those cheesy-looking air ducts on the side of a car that’s not a Buick • You can’t beat the same car you’re driving & the other car is stock • You use knock-off products to “modify” your car • You have hood scoops on your car even though it’s running N/A (naturally aspirated) • You have 2 or more gauges in your car that “replace” the ones that still work (i.e. running both your stock coolant gauge & an aftermarket coolant gauge)
If I forgot any, either I’ll edit this post &/or you can add onto it.
Anybody remember these? Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, (Select), Start Up, Down, Left, Right; hold A & push Start http://www.cardomain.com/id/Xx1SailorScoutxX
