Gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds

[telcoman]

I thought I would share

Happy 4th of July

Subject: Fwd: missing husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, 'tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife awoke, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.



Telcoman

[infinitgkid]

[Sentientbydesign]

I was expecting a y2k bike (which takes almost 15 seconds to reach 200).

Damn fat wife!!!

[snwbrdr435]

i just choked on ice cream thanks for almost killing me telco

[joe603]

That was great!!!!!!!!!

[RED_DET]

excellent..

[Jacko3]

I thought I would share

Happy 4th of July

Subject: Fwd: missing husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, 'tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife awoke, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.



Telcoman

I doubt Rick will be found anytime soon.

[Beancooker]

[tollboothwilley]

haha

awesome

Happy 4th of July everyone

[Kendahl]

I E-mailed the link to some friends and colleagues (all of whom are male).

[G_whizz]

LOLZ!!

[zozoka1212]

Zozo

[SVTCOBRA]

was thinking it was some fast bike too!

[gunsaitouge]

hahahahahahaha thats a great one