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all attributes graded on a 1-10 numerical scale with 10 being the highest achievable score. all scores are open to interpretation based on the grader's tastes. i've included my own as an example. first, determine whether the examples in question are fake or real. nice natural boobs are harder to come by and so they automatically receive 10 bonus points. nice implants are the work of the surgeon, so you can shoot him a mental high-5 if you want but no points are awarded to the subject. blemishes (including implant scars) subtract points from the total after figured based on the amount of attention they subtract from the boobs. this includes moles, scars, stretch marks, zits, hair etc... is all applicable. freckles are fine in moderation. size: (cup) ranges. completely flat chest = 0 a = 1-3 b = 4-6 c = 7-10 d = 10 -7 e = 6-4 and so on... perkiness: obviously ranges based on amount of gravity defiance. there CAN be too much perk, and a slight droop in larger examples is not necessarily a bad thing. for an example of this, google image search, "Keeley Hazell." i find my perfect 10's around 6-8 on the perk-o-meter. spacing: when viewed from head-on, how is the spacing between the boobs? too far apart = low scores, smashed close together so they look cross-eyed results in low scores, but since this generally only occurs in high-scoring sizes and perkiness levels, its forgivable. perfect spacing results in a pleasing view of cleavage in an untethered state. an index finger's width = a 10 for me. shape: ranges from pancake (this is not flat-chested!) to perfect spheres and everything in between. perfect score lies around the midpoint and specific shapes are open to the reviewers interpretation. i prefer pears over apples. size, nips: generally speaking, you want an areola that is correctly proportioned to the overall size of the boob in question. if they go smaller than a quarter i would begin to subtract points. larger than a silver dollar is unacceptable for any woman. shape, nips: areola should mimic the natural shape of the boob to a degree. perfectly round does not necessarily guarantee a 10. "exploded" or "splattered" nips are grounds for a 0 (see tara reid). the nips themselves should neither be completely flat or protrude more than a reasonable amount. "pencil erasers" are about the limit for length. innies are fine as long as they have the ability to become outies. color, nips: the contrast is key - light-skinned girls with very dark nips is just wrong. nips so light they appear translucent is also grounds for low scoring. i have a preference for pink and the few shades on either side.

husky eyes ftw

I'd maker her wear a beanie and glasses

I think watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall again and the sweet *** contacts she wore didn't help this problem.

– Evan Tanner, 2007

I don't think there are any noodz of her to determine her rating based on Dickies list.....

OK...I'm wrong. Her boobs look just like vanessa hudgens boobs.....

No scrubs references for you boy!

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Megan Fox.

Good choice. It's too bad that she has all those stupid tats. I have nothing against tattoos, I'm going to get one. But the **** that girl has written on her body is so asinine and emo that it's just ridiculous. Still very hot though.

So I Googled that name because I'd never heard of or seen her before. She's from those DAMNABLE High School Musical movies. Good farking fark I hate them. HATE. Them. They're all filmed locally and I want to strangle all the stupid kids who think it's so cool that some stupid horrible musical movie was filmed at their schools. I guess the fact that the movies suck rotten rectum don't enter into the equation?

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I'm fiendin' for some Mila Kunis lately. husky eyes ftw

Mila Kunis is definitely high up on my list.

I also dig Lucia Micarelli:

Not just a hot brunette, she plays the HELL out of the violin.

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mila kunis is probably in the top five for me....

the fact shes dating (engaged w/e) to Culkin creeps me the hell out thou

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I found n00dz of her... Yes, they're really her... Had to google her name because I had no clue as to who she was...

Look on the internet for a picture named vanessa4zac2

pretty sure you're wrong. they wouldnt be so easy to find if they were because then it'd be considered child porn, but she does fit the part though

And if anyone has or knows of any of her with out appearal, by all means forward them too me.

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I laugh when people tout the fuel economy of a turbo engine. While it is true that it would be more economical off boost as it is basically a low compression NA motor at that moment, who the heck can stay out of the boost? That's like having a hot girlfreind and just having meaninful conversation.

one of the main characters i believe before they split

The main character from those god awful reality shows "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach" on MTV. But that doesn't mean she's ugly.

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and.....

Megan Fox...NEED I SAY MORE!!

Before anyone wonders how I know all this... My girlfriend is not only an incorrigible gossip hound but she is also obsessed with all things Disney. She blabs on and on, but I only listen if I hear something regarding celebrity nudity or sex scandal because I am a perv.

Katharine Hepburn, Maria Shriver, and of course Bob-The-Chili-Cheese-Burger...

this thread needs more Jordana Brewster (she was on Chuck last night...hotness. Great show too if you haven't ever watched it)