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I've never heard it before at a party, but I bet that ****ing White Tees song is getting played nationwide at house parties by 20-somethings wearing pink striped Hollister button ups with the collar popped, spiked hair and flip flops.I've noticed we both have a general distaste for people who wear flip flops. You could put a baseball on a flip flop and it would grow a vagina.
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OH ****! how could i have left that one out? well that's so high on the douchebag meter that it doesnt even place on the list.
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| « Re: (dickie) | 10:41 AM 12/30/2007 |
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LMFAO!
i remember at some party the douchebag was paying a song looked at a girl while he was paying...  big mistake.... long story short... his sht ends up in 1,000 parts and in the fire place.... best part is that he too had flip flops on 
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I think you're a douchebag to begin with if your going to bring a guitar to a large party. The only acceptable party to bring a guitar to (in my opinion) is if its a smaller party with close friends. I have brought my guitar to only a few parties (at friends places who have amplifiers...I'm not dragging an amp around) and even in those settings I play the most brutal metal that comes to mind. Most people just ignore me, unless they too play guitar. Thats the way I like it. Kicking *** in the background.
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| « Re: (xekushnr) | 3:57 PM 12/30/2007 |
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Maybe I should bring my drums to a party, Slayer gets the chicks wet.
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| « Re: (themadscientist) | 5:10 PM 12/30/2007 |
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NOW I WILL REIGN IN BLOOOOODDD!!! diddelydiddelydiddelydiddley......
Tits or GTFO.
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| « Re: (iwantans13) | 6:17 PM 12/30/2007 |
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Your hot baby, I am dedicating this one to you, dead skin mask! 
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| « Re: (themadscientist) | 8:48 PM 12/30/2007 |
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Haha, that songs about Ed Gien IIRC.
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (dickie) | 3:26 AM 12/31/2007 |
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| Quote, originally posted by dickie » | | 8. Say It Ain't So by Weezer, and poorly. |
That song makes me homicidal. That list is awesome, Dickie.
| Quote, originally posted by xekushnr » | | 20-somethings wearing pink striped Hollister button ups with the collar popped, spiked hair and flip flops. |
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| « Re: (iwantans13) | 4:08 AM 12/31/2007 |
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| Quote, originally posted by iwantans13 » | | Haha, that songs about Ed Gien IIRC. |
"213" was named after the apartment that Jeffery Dahmer lived in. Basically, Slayer is brutally awesome. Slayer is fun to play. Lots of very quick riffs.  Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King. I love playing Reign In Blood. I actually get angry when I see it (frequently) mistitled "Raining Blood".
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| « Re: (xekushnr) | 11:05 PM 12/31/2007 |
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Anything by Fall Out Boy. Not like their guitar parts are memorable though, one finger power chords...
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (dickie) | 1:49 AM 1/1/2008 |
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i would never bring my fender strat to a party! thats like taking my car off roading!
 
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Pl ... (fender-startocaster) | 6:51 PM 2/5/2008 |
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i thought for sure i would see, Smoke on the Water 
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wonderwall by oasis, hands down more than anything elseive actually never heard a bunch of dickie's list used, but wonderwall...dashboard, time of your life...couple others
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| « Re: (nismofly) | 9:40 PM 2/8/2008 |
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Foo Fighters - EverlongEasy as hell, and every douchebag can drop a guitar into D on a whim. And the girls are always like "Oh GOD I love this one!!"
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (dickie) | 5:30 PM 2/12/2008 |
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You sure hit the nail on the head with that Stairway to Heaven intro, and I mean intro cuz most of those douche's cant play the rest of the song. That song is overrated and ****ty by the way.
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (Metaru_Gia) | 5:41 PM 2/12/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by nismofly » | | wonderwall by oasis, hands down more than anything else ive actually never heard a bunch of dickie's list used, but wonderwall...dashboard, time of your life...couple others |
big plus on wonderwall, i see it used a bunch. the thing is i like some of these songs, i just HATE to see asswipe's play em at parties and generally suck
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (Metaru_Gia) | 12:11 AM 2/13/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by Metaru_Gia » | | You sure hit the nail on the head with that Stairway to Heaven intro, and I mean intro cuz most of those douche's cant play the rest of the song. That song is overrated and ****ty by the way. |
All anyone knows is the intro, and poorly.
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| « Re: (nismofly) | 5:21 AM 2/25/2008 |
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Maybe I go to the wrong parties, but...no one plays guitars at the parties I go to. It's usually keg stands and other drinking games. No time to sit and listen to someone plucking the guitar. There's always a loud-*** stereo blasting instead.| Quote, originally posted by nismofly » | | wonderwall by oasis, hands down more than anything else |
That's too old for the college freshman/sophs. That song came out in middle school for me, so those guys had to be in 1st grade'ish...though I shouldn't put it past them.
Sig was too big.
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| « Re: (Looneybomber) | 7:03 AM 2/25/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by Looneybomber » | | Maybe I go to the wrong parties, but...no one plays guitars at the parties I go to. It's usually keg stands and other drinking games. No time to sit and listen to someone plucking the guitar. There's always a loud-*** stereo blasting instead. |
maybe you need to try something other than hippie techno parties | Quote, originally posted by Looneybomber » | | That's too old for the college freshman/sophs. That song came out in middle school for me, so those guys had to be in 1st grade'ish...though I shouldn't put it past them. |
the only new stuff i hear people play is dashboard or john mayer, most of everything else is from the 90s or at most earlier this decade, like 01-02 and you cant really say that its too old for them, zeppelin was on the list dickie said and i bet youve listened to them, but they were at their peak when my dad was around our age range, same with a lot of other stuff that is today considered classic rock
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you forgot metallica
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (dickie) | 8:04 PM 3/6/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by dickie » |
5. Any song by an "indie" band that he announces before beginning with the disclaimer, "You guys have probably never heard of this band," and if he had his way you never would because he is the only fan they have and if that changed he would have to tell you about how lame they got when they "sold out." |
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (wackawacka) | 7:52 AM 3/11/2008 |
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i remember a party i went to a while back and some kid from my school i didnt particullarly like had picked up a guitar and started to play a song by like the starting line. basically as gay as dashboard. idk. well females began to circle this assclown and admire his lack of skill. after he finished and began accepting his applause i broke through the cirlce and grabbed the guitar from him. i whipped out a short but sweet original progression i had made up, blowing him out of the water. he was very embarrassed and left. followed by group sex with several attractive women of maturity. (i was a tender age of 11)
that was all a joke except the showing someone up at guitar at a gathering of people. +1 for the nissan pilots.
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i hear more dave matthews band creeping in lately. that song "crash." they like to take the acoustic guitar and all the girls in their dorm and sit out on the green and sing "crash" to them in the spring here... it makes me sick.
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| « Re: (iwantans13) | 4:49 PM 3/22/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by iwantans13 » | | NOW I WILL REIGN IN BLOOOOODDD!!! diddelydiddelydiddelydiddley...... |
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| « Re: (xekushnr) | 11:34 AM 3/24/2008 |
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That is Hillarious! (not really a Slayer fan, but just the concept of the sign)
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| « Re: (One Finger) | 9:45 PM 4/6/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by One Finger » | | i hear more dave matthews band creeping in lately. that song "crash." they like to take the acoustic guitar and all the girls in their dorm and sit out on the green and sing "crash" to them in the spring here... it makes me sick. |
God damn I hate DMB. Had to listen to almost all of their cd's one day at work. Freakin co-workers.
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| Quote, originally posted by wackawacka » | God damn I hate DMB. Had to listen to almost all of their cd's one day at work. Freakin co-workers. |
x 1000000
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| « Re: (One Finger) | 3:29 PM 4/13/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by One Finger » | x 1000000 |
+1 to that.system of a down. aerials. ****, that intro is soo ****ty. i cant stand it anymore.
no sense in sugar coating sh*t. sure it makes your initial reaction one of "ooh and ahh," but sooner or later all your left thinking is "AWWW SH*T!!"| Quote, originally posted by Repo Man » | | Trying to give you an idea of what it's worth w/o seeing it is like trying to piss straight into the wind and not get any on you. |
| Quote, originally posted by wackawacka » | | Everyone knows, nothing impresses the ladies quite like an illegal street race... Replace your wipers first, panties will be flying at your car. |
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+1 to that.system of a down. aerials. ****, that intro is soo ****ty. i cant stand it anymore. |
LOL, I love it when I run into people who say they are really into metal and then say that SOAD is their favorite band.
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| « Re: (xekushnr) | 10:09 PM 5/13/2008 |
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Did anyone catch the family guy where they make fun of the *** acoustic guitar player? Funny stuff. Especially the line about every beer he's drank is on a shelf above his bed.
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| « Re: (wackawacka) | 4:28 AM 5/14/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by wackawacka » | | Did anyone catch the family guy where they make fun of the *** acoustic guitar player? Funny stuff. Especially the line about every beer he's drank is on a shelf above his bed. |
yes lol, saw that a long time ago when it was a new episode, then i saw it agin a fgew days ago it was pretty funny
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| « Re: (wackawacka) | 6:45 AM 5/14/2008 |
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| Quote, originally posted by wackawacka » | | Did anyone catch the family guy where they make fun of the *** acoustic guitar player? Funny stuff. Especially the line about every beer he's drank is on a shelf above his bed. |
yeah i saw that when it came out. it was hilarious and made me think of this thread
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| « Re: (White Comet) | 8:31 PM 1/4/2009 |
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haha this thread is soo funnyand reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JYq-mXprw
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wow has it really been almost 8 months since this thread?holy crap that time flew
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| « Re: (iwantans13) | 1:58 PM 1/12/2009 |
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the last time i heard a song when someone was showing off..... it was one by metallica... and not any of the hard part... just the opening :D
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ya wonder wall but i don't mind it such good tune for campfire everyone starts singing it drunkly, ppl don't play music at parties usually bbq and just fires and get toghethers where we all chill and play music
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at Parties To Attract Girls (dickie) | 9:03 AM 2/10/2009 |
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I find Country ballads always do the trick! You can sing them when your drunk as well.
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| « Re: Top 10 Guitar Songs Douchebags Play at ... (Spiritinthesky) | 12:02 PM 3/15/2009 |
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The only time we ever had a guitar at a party, was very very small. Back when I was in college, my buddy that lived in the dorm right above mine would bring down his guitar and a bottle of Evan Williams. We'd do shots of whiskey, get sloshed and make up silly acoustic songs about getting STDs from some girl we met. But I have met the acoustic douche bags. They'd take their guitar out onto the smoke deck and start strumming some random lame a** song and the sheep would flock. I'd stand there like a zombie with my headphones on with some black metal blasting and when they'd say something to me I'd be like
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't hear you. I had real music too loud"
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