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1995 Infiniti Q45
Toronto Ontario
1-25-2007
Drinking wine, around the house.
1:36 PM 7/13/2007
So I have never been much of a wine drinker, but last night mommy offered me a glass of wine, so I thought to myself ... why not? So I was sipping on my wine in my bathrobe, just chilling. Then I thought to myself, it has been a couple weeks since I have gotten laid, and now I am drinking wine in my bathrobe. Am I a desperate housewife?
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Quote, originally posted by JimmyMethod »
Plus she'd probably start bitching and crying about how "I wanted you to put it in my *****, THEN my ***, THEN my mouth! You ruined everything! My life is over!" I wouldn't want to deal with that ****.
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Eat a carrot in the dark, maybe it will help you see what im saying
9-23-2005
« Re: Drinking wine, around the house. (bone_stock_240)
1:51 PM 2/20/2008
Quote, originally posted by bone_stock_240 »
So I have never been much of a wine drinker, but last night mommy offered me a glass of wine, so I thought to myself ... why not? So I was sipping on my wine in my bathrobe, just chilling. Then I thought to myself, it has been a couple weeks since I have gotten laid, and now I am drinking wine in my bathrobe. Am I a desperate housewife?
Where the hell have you been man?????? WAASSSUUPPPPP!!!!!!!
And yes, you are a desperate housewife.
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I have that same problem, minus the bathrobe. I make myself something decent for dinner, sit down, and look out the window. If it were a movie or something I'd picture some chick seeing me eat dinner every night alone through her window. She'd come over to dine with me (and she wouldn't be fat) and after a few times we'd do it.
It's in Boulevards new series of beers. Plus it has more alcohol than wine. You may be able to order a case, I have hook-ups at the liquor store.
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Where the hell have you been man?????? WAASSSUUPPPPP!!!!!!!
And yes, you are a desperate housewife.
Someone get SRpowered240sx in here.
what the hell?! sure i like wine....and ive been known to walk around my house in my underwear.....and sure, i have been with a few desperate housewives in my day.........................but other than that, this thread does not relate to me.
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