NICO'S UGLIEST NISSAN CONTEST

[Dano]

That's right, we're looking for the UGLIEST, NASTIEST, HORRENDOUS example of a Nissan, Infiniti, or Datsun!

That beater you've been driving since you got your license, the rust bucket your dad just won't give up, the cobweb-cruiser your grandma only drives to church on Sunday, WE WANT TO SEE IT!

Think you can beat these?



















The WINNER of this contest will receive a NICO t-shirt and another, special, to-be-determined prize.

Now your asking...HOW DO I ENTER?!

Well here's what we need:

-Has to be YOUR car-Your NICO name-Your REAL name-**at least 3 pictures of the vehicle....ONE picture MUST BE with you in it.

-and a short story about why your car is, well, what it is... UGLY!

Post your submissions in this thread. Pics will be judged by NICO staff, and the winner will be spotlighted for all to see. So let's see your death traps!

NOTE: NICO does not condone unsafe and irresponsible behavior, and is not responsible for the actions of it's members. BE SAFE and obey all local laws.

-Dan

[MinisterofDOOM]

Thanks, Dan. You've just killed me.*heart attack*

[R6_240sx]

LOL why is that NFS one in there? Too bad I'm not home I would snap some pics of my friends Sentra...

[skydragoness]

All the other Nissan's look great compared to #1. That one's the antichrist.

[hannibal]

^ hahaha

Hey Chris, wish you still had that 510. There would be no contest, except it didnt drive, did it?

[Dano]

LOL why is that NFS one in there? Too bad I'm not home I would snap some pics of my friends Sentra...

It's there because it's ugly

Your friends sentra wouldn't be elligible, has to be YOUR car

Now where's the pics of the blue s13 on hydraulics and the convertible altima...

-Dan

[dickie]

i should go buy the silstang-sx that keeps popping up around here, i would win this ***** for sure.

[ceno]

i would post mine but it doesn't run. And i'm too embarrassed :P

[Dragon13]

I would post mine in a heartbeat but half of the moving parts are out of it right now, and all the front end body parts are off of it. So no moving pics until end of summer probably. Got tons that are nonmoving.

[HashiriyaS14]

I no longer own this, but I used to.

It was hardcore Mexi-rice.

I don't have a pic of me driving it because it didn't ever run (started once)

It had a shift knob with a picture of the Virgin Mary on it.

You can't see the pink, blue, and gold checkerboard pattern on the sideskirt from this angle, but it was hideous.

I win



EDIT: It was so rusty I literally put my foot through the floorboard by accident.

[Leash]

Too bad I don't have my old maxima. Two tone brown paint that just seem to attract mud and dirt all over no matter how much I washed it.

[KA-Te]

Dude, I'm soooo gonna win this contest with my 18" chrome balla wheels since everyone already thinks they're hideous! :

[frapjap]

That cardboard bodykit is hidous, yet engineered so well.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Bump for everyone who missed it!

[RB20DETodd]

ohio's finest

[KA-Te]

^

[OldmanPurdy]

the WINNER of this contest will receive a NICO t-shirt and another, special, to-be-determined prize.

Oh baby a t-shirt and a super mystery prize!!!!! I have half a mind to take a sledgehammer to my old S13 just to see whats in the mystery box!!!

[93coupe]

holy front flare on that 510!

[AZhitman]

Dude, wtf is wrong with you? That is SWEET!!!

[AZhitman]

Also - Rules edited for easier submission.

Let's see your UGLIEST NISSAN!!!!

[Joe]

theres a mid 80's maxima here in tucsonFNF orangeFNF character on the sideorange tinttype Rrrrrr wing.

i have to find it and take pictures....

[PantherRacer]

The Nissan Platina.It should win hands down (eyes averted?). But I'd never own it so, won't be seeing ME in a picture with one.

[ceno]

just change the rules so it doesn't have to run and I'll win for sure!!!

[Dattebayo]

lol, my daily driver S13 might win in its current state.

What do you think, Hash? 4 colors, bad bondo on the rear, primer on the front, ugly nasty road-saltified and blackened cheap tri-spoke wheels... Not to mention I never clean the inside.

[RogerHinga]

or take your pick of which 3

ghetto...

[Katapl]

I think that battleship color is hot.

[mtcookson]

<-- Nico name over there somewhereMy name - Mark Cookson

Picture with me in it: http://www.machzracing.com/300...3.JPG

Parts Z I bought. Rear was filled full of expanding foam and at one point concrete but it wasn't there anymore. Used to be an SPL car. UR under drive pulley was held in place with Loctite. Tail lights sanded on I think. I'll let the pictures explain the rest... (Please note the only thing I personally did to the car was tear up the interior with a hoe in one of those pictures... )













High res:http://www.machzracing.com/300...1.jpgh ... 00...6.jpg

Interior:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...0.JPGh ... ar...2.JPG

Couldn't get the panel off so I got mad and got to the strut this way...http://www.machzracing.com/Par...3.JPG

From there I had to get some more foam out of the way:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...4.JPG

Pulled the steering wheel out for the Z31 and put the Z31 wheel in:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...5.JPG

More foam:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...6.JPGh ... ar...8.JPG

Losing some parts:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...0.JPGh ... ar...5.JPG

Lastly... here's the death trap... trying to remove the rear subframe while the car is out in the yard with no good way of moving it due to missing front wheel... dig a tiny pit to potentially save myself from getting crushed if stuff goes bad:http://www.machzracing.com/Par...9.JPGh ... ar...7.JPG

Original project Z, now parts Z:http://www.machzracing.com/450ZX/MachZ5.jpg

That's all I have that I can think of.

I almost forgot... my brother bought one of those stupid wings for his 240SX so before he put it on I installed it on my Maxima http://www.machzracing.com/Max...9.JPGh ... ax...4.JPG

Modified by mtcookson at 9:12 AM 2/17/2007
Modified by mtcookson at 9:13 AM 2/17/2007

[brisknfade]

Wow, that Z is a piece of work.

I present to you though a rusted up Z engine shot.

[MaximA32]

ohio's finest

Umm, I figured i'd have to come defend the NSR honor on this one.

You have to actually physically see the car to appreciate the work that's been put into it. The fit and finish of the car is impeccable. The paint is over 10 years old and still shines showroom new. So therefore, I think this half arsed submission, even though it is not actually a submission, shall be revoked and is in now way affiliated with NSR. There, my job is done.

[Beancooker]

Not mine, but had to share the pic. It is ugly, but it's fast as hell, and the guy who owns it is really cool. He has actually put a lot of work into the car.