Here, I'll first post a picture of a taste of things to come...
These wires were a bundle of crap in the rear of the car, which appeared to be hooked up to LED lights that were located either on the rear of the car or inside the wheel wells. Yes, the wheel wells.
Here's an example of poor man's dynamat applied to the extreme. This foam (and some thin foam house insulation) was crammed into every nook and cranny under the hatch panels. I probably removed about twenty square feet of it this morning. You can also see the person's attempt at joining together two pieces of monster cable - several dozen feet of which have been run throughout the car for his amplifier and subwoofer installation, neither of which were in the car when we purchased it.
In the lower right corner of this picture, you can just barely make out a cluster of... something. Let's zoom in and get a better look, shall we?
There we go, wood screws holding down the ground lines. What makes this even more hilarious is that the ground lines were spade connectors - but the wood screws were just used to drill right through the spades and go through the bottom of the car.
Now for a brief segue up to the front of the car. Like many sports cars, the front bumper suffered a fair bit of mistreatment at the vicious hands of curbs. So the solution? Dremels and fog lights!
Here, we see the lower half of the bumper has been sliced off and a pair of fog lights were dropped in place. Well, by dropped I mean they were drilled in place with wood screws again. All rusted out, too. Removal's not going to be easy, so we're just going to replace the whole bumper.
Here's a quick overhead shot that really establishes the character of this whole decrapification process.
I'll just let people look that picture over and come up with your own impressions for now. But I'll be updating this thread throughout the day as work continues. There will be a few things I have to ask the crowd, as far as replacement parts and repairs go, but I'm not sure if I should do it in this thread or others? Any suggestions?


