Post by
themadscientist »
https://forums.nicoclub.com/themadscientist-u2806.html
Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:29 pm
Law and order, campus police.
DUN DUN
"so someone stole your bike?"
victim tears up and looks off camera.
"yeah, I loved that bike."
officer puts hand on stoner's shoulder and establishes empathetic eye contact.
"hey, we're going to get this animal, be strong."
CUT TO SECURITY OFFICE,
supervisor is standing in front of campus map pointing at red pins all over the map.
"here, here, over here by the quad..."
officer interjects
"you think we have a serial bike theif chief."
cheif turns and pauses dramatically
"what do you think?"
DUN DUN
CUT TO DEAN'S OFFICE,
Security supervisor, seated is finishing his report while the dean stands at the window looking longingly at a nubile coed laying on the grass studying.
"...and three this past week near the gym."
Dean thumps fist down on the window sill and hisses
"damed serial bike thief. You always hear about it, but you never think it will happen on your watch."
Supervisor stands
"what do want us to do sir?"
Dean turns to utter over his tensed shoulder
"get this SOB. Bring him to me."
DUN DUN