Nala's rant

[naladude911]

Im sitting in the cafeteria with friends and some kid in my grade goes up to me and is like "there is a present on your car" Thinking that it may have to do with prom im like thanks for telling me I hope it's good. He snickers.

I go to my car and find out that it's been spat on. Who the f*** does that? I had just detailed the car to which makes me even more mad, thankfully I had my instant detailer. This kid and I never have had hatred towards one another and I've actually had him over. Im ready to deck his a** if he says something to me. But at out school, even if he hits you first and you react with self-defense, you get suspended.

[numbnuts240]

you're not going to "deck" anyone. be happy it was just spit, next time it'll be bologna and i won't send some punk kid to break the news to you.

[Ar878]

that sucks.gotta love high school kids.

[tiger-SE-R]

even if he hits you first and you react with self-defense, you get suspended.

and?

who cares about a suspension, if you allow crap like that to happen without retaliation ur a p****

I would and have backed my kids anytime they have gotten in trouble. If there is a just reason for fighting, I'll take on the entire school.

Stand up for yourself or just quit b****in already.

[MellowZ32]

Thinking that it may have to do with prom im like thanks for telling me I hope it's good.

fail, no girl will ever invite you to prom.

I go to my car and find out that it's been spat on. Who the f*** does that?

messing with someone's car is pretty s***ty.

I had just detailed the car to which makes me even more mad,

right/ coz you paid for the detailing out of your own pocket

This kid and I never have had hatred towards one another and I've actually had him over.

you must have done something to make him that pissed off at you.

Im ready to deck his a** if he says something to me.

sure you would!

But at out school, even if he hits you first and you react with self-defense, you get suspended.

excuse, excuses.

[naladude911]

yea, im eating lunch right now. If he says s*** to me in front of my face ill f*** his a** up. Hes in class right now, told my best friend it was a joke. f*** that, its not a joke to me. Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work. If I get suspended, Ill get my karate teacher (very known at school) to talk to my principal. Ill only retaliate if he hits first.

[Ar878]

haha okay.

[numbnuts240]

ur a p****

quit b****in already.

Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work

seriously, stfu.

[dusred]

The kid with the big mouth will almost always lose a fight. Wait til you get your a** kicked at school and then you for sure will never get a date.

By the way if somebody did that to my car I would go and do something nice for them back like put a real present (something you know they want) on their car. Almost always you will receive an apology. Don't mind my sermon, I'm a Christian.

Oh, and if somebody says something to you and you deck them that is not self defense. They never laid a finger on you.

[ralphsdiorama]

No karate teacher will condone fighting on school grounds. He f***ed with your car, go f*** with his. The ole dog s*** under the door handle should do wonders. Good luck young padawan

[Dano]

This thread deliv... wait... no... it doesn't. It's just another highschool kid whining about man saliva.

[tiger-SE-R]

Double post

*edit*

[tiger-SE-R]

. Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work.

Oh SNAP!

[krash]

Its probably because your car is poopies.

Anyway, don't over react and make two threads---oh wait.... Just chill out. Somebody did something immature, big surprise, its high school. Clean your car and ignore the dude.

[Ajax]

ill f*** his a** .

Okay seriously. I know you're only in high school, but grow the F up. Spit on your car is not worth a fight. Be above one isolated incident of juvenile aggression.You've cleaned it, its fine. Bird poop is worse than spit. Eggs are worse than spit. If this bugs you that much the other kid has already won. Be better than that and let it go.

[MellowZ32]

yea, im eating lunch right now. If he says s*** to me in front of my face ill f*** his a** up.

[AppleBonker]

Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work

[Loki]

Stick a potato in his tailpipe.

[krash]

Stick a potato in his tailpipe.

Even better, stick a tailpipe in his potato.

[numbnuts240]

pants him in the hallway, then piihb that'll teach him, and everyone else in the world, to never f*** with you again. and you get to be a certified sex offender, imagine all the p**** you'll get when you drop that bomb on the b****es.

[frapjap]

Eggs. Lots of him.

[ProudNissanFreak]

You carry around instant detailer?

Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work. If I get suspended, Ill get my karate teacher (very known at school) to talk to my principal. Ill only retaliate if he hits first.

Why 5 years of MMA and s***? Just kick the guy in the nads. Problem solved.

As far as getting your karate teacher and whatnot, don't even bother. You're expected to not fight back over something stupid like this. You'll make a fool over yourself. "Waaaa, he spat on my car so i beat him up "

That's just pathetic.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

By the way if somebody did that to my car I would go and do something nice for them back like put a real present (something you know they want) on their car. Almost always you will receive an apology. Don't mind my sermon, I'm a Christian.

I want a Nexus One. What part of your truck would you like me to spit on?

I like how Karate is "self-defense and MMA" these days. It's dancing with fists compared to some of the s*** out there.

[numbnuts240]

Just kick the guy in the nads

bringing nads back

I like how Karate is "self-defense and MMA" these days. It's dancing with fists compared to some of the s*** out there.

mma doesn't interest me in the least bit, but i friggin hate how every kid who took a karate class or two thinks they're hot s*** now.

[cheezy240]

I say the potato in the tailpipe is a good idea, then if he messes with you again..... F*** his S*** up

[hatedinthemind]

at least he didnt key your car

[Loki]

Stick a potato in his tailpipe.

Revision: Do that, but also make a little sign out of paper, tape and a toothpick stuck in the potato saying "YOU JUST GOT NALA'd."

[tiger-SE-R]

Revision: Do that, but also make a little sign out of paper, tape and a toothpick stuck in the potato saying "YOU JUST GOT NALA'd."

Fear teh Nala

[93coupe]

Nala is a trained fighter?!

[Dire91]

and?

who cares about a suspension, if you allow crap like that to happen without retaliation ur a p****

I would and have backed my kids anytime they have gotten in trouble. If there is a just reason for fighting, I'll take on the entire school.

Stand up for yourself or just quit b****in already.

Seriously Nala, why learn MMA if you can't use it. I would have came back, found the kid said "I got a present for you" then proceeded to pound the f*** out of the kid. That would teach no one to f*** with your car.

Edit: What the f*** has been wrong with Nico? It has been slow as hell the past couple days and ^^ that just happened. Anyways Nala if you beat the f*** out of a kid in the middle of school it shows you don't give a f*** and it will teach kids not to mess with you.