Miley Cyrus - Hot or Not?

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Can you guys help me out with this one? To me, she seems SOOOOO "not hot". As a matter of fact, she looks like a freaking train wreck most days. And she tops Maxim's Hot 100 list?? I don't get it :wtf2:

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I think the problem is that she's naturally pretty but wears and tries on a ton of different styles that make her look like a dummy. In the Party in the USA video, she looks like a normal person and is attractive.
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But, it could just be the '78 Trans Am talking...
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Yeah in that video she was smokin' hot, now not so much....

I think Pink is the only person that can pull off the short hair and look good... although perhaps that's because most people don't know her with anything else.

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Not hot now..


I would still rail it though...

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F**K NO! :GTFO

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Not hot. Maxim blew it.

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Hotter than Billy Ray. I'm sure with copious consumption of Old Milwaukee I would throw my pen15 at her.

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Maxim has pulled one of the best newsstand trolls ever.

Ever heard her talk? She's like a pet rock with a bad haircut.
Bubba1 wrote:Not hot. Maxim blew it.
Maybe Maxim got blown first. ;)

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Definantly hot. Definantly not hot in short hair (2nd pic is hot tho). She just doesnt look good in super short Pink hair.

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nissangirl74 wrote:Image
When did she become the third Road Warrior?

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Trying to judge a celebrity with celebrity parents on our standards is like trying to rate an alien species. I'd avoid just because of the drama, so, "not hot" any way you slice it...

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To be fair, Manti Te'o's girlfriend made the list too....

http://www.maxim.com/girls-of-maxim/the ... rl-profile

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Hey, she's hot, I hear.

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I'd say she's a 6. Maxim hasn't been worth a crap in 10 years.

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WDRacing wrote:I'd say she's a 6. Maxim hasn't been worth a crap in 10 years.

Agree on both. Though I recently saw a photo of her mother, who is more attractive than Miley.

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From what I gather, that's not here real Mom. But I agree, hotter than Miley.

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frapjap wrote:I think the problem is that she's naturally pretty but wears and tries on a ton of different styles that make her look like a dummy. In the Party in the USA video, she looks like a normal person and is attractive.
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Agreed.

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WDRacing wrote:Image

From what I gather, that's not here real Mom. But I agree, hotter than Miley.
No, that's an Agnetha Faltskog impersonator.

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Bleh. Makeup, the right clothes, and big hair goes a long way - but not far enough.

Verdict: Not even hot.

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Gotta say, I have a thing for white trash beautiful. Gets me every time! I could see myself downing a double shot of 80 proof courage and seeing if she wanted to do something Saturday.

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Not.

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nissangirl74 wrote:To me, she seems SOOOOO "not hot".
You're choosing all the terrible pictures of her...

Here is Miley at her finest:
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ewwwkay :inout:

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When she's made-up exactly right, she looks reasonably cute. Not hot. On all other days she looks either meh or bad. So not hot.

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There is NO BIGGER TURNOFF than a woman with a damn novel tattoed on her. I don't get it. Every effing "hot" celebrity has it. It's ugly, stupid, and whatever endless swath of "meaningful" crap they had perma-inked into their skin is more often actually nothing more than empty-headed drivel. Doesn't matter where it is. Doesn't matter what it says. It looks like s***.

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RCA wrote:
nissangirl74 wrote:To me, she seems SOOOOO "not hot".
You're choosing all the terrible pictures of her...

Here is Miley at her finest:
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That's not creepy, at all :inout:

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RCA be cruisin the playground in the panel van with candy in his pocket.

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RCA wrote: You're choosing all the terrible pictures of her...

Here is Miley at her finest:
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Dang, do you have a cousin from Mt. Kisco, NY? :chuckle:

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Looneybomber wrote:
Gotta say, I have a thing for white trash beautiful. Gets me every time! I could see myself downing a double shot of 80 proof courage and seeing if she wanted to do something Saturday.

Thats what Im sayin! Definantly a hot pic.

RCA said he likes them better when they're naturally bald.

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nissangirl74 wrote:Image
Think about it this way: You put a ring on that, that's the face that's gonna be b****ing at you for the rest of your miserable life. *shudder*

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:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl


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