LOL @ neighbors...

[BigTDogg (MA)]

So I parked in someone's "spot" last night, because it was the last spot on the odd side of our street. Even though there is no snow, my town is ticketing even side parkers at 1AM every night. So I moved their bucket of dirt with a dead plant in it, and parked. I received the below note a few hours later.



Very ESL, but I can assume they were mad...

To which I replied with the following note, attached to their "plant" this morning.

Hi, thank you for your caring note. First, let me fill you in on a few things:

1) This isn’t your spot. Your dead plant bucket of dirt doesn’t reserve it for you, unless it snows and you shovel the spot out. Since we haven’t had snow since October, you can’t hold a spot.

2) You have a driveway, I suggest you park in it so that others who don’t have a driveway can use the street to park.

3) I’m keeping your note as a threat against my property. I doubt you wore gloves when you wrote it, so fingerprints will be very easy to find. I also know where you live, as I saw you watch me when I left my car last night. Let me be clear; you touch my car, I will touch your wallet. Don’t think for a second I won’t.

4) If there are no more spots on the odd side of the street when I get home, I will park here again. Again, this is not your spot.

5) Do you think I want to park at the end of the street and carry my son to the car in the 25 degree morning? No, this was the last spot available, and you have a driveway, so I took it.

Best regards,
Your neighbor

[Kompresshun]

That's pure gold right there.

I had a guy threaten me on Xbox Live one night, by leaving me a voice message. He said(in a "badass" tone attempt) - "I better not ever f*** see you on Gears of War ever again"

I replied and said - "And what exactly are you going to do if I do sparkles? Climb out of your mommies basement, get in her car and come and find me? If a video game is that serious of business to you, then you go right ahead and try. I'll be waiting. Oh and by the way, I reported your account to Microsoft for threatening and harassing me. Have a nice day cupcake."

[Jesda]

That's pure gold right there.

I had a guy threaten me on Xbox Live one night, by leaving me a voice message. He said(in a "badass" tone attempt) - "I better not ever f**king see you on Gears of War ever again"

I replied and said - "And what exactly are you going to do if I do sparkles? Climb out of your mommies basement, get in her car and come and find me? If a video game is that serious of business to you, then you go right ahead and try. I'll be waiting. Oh and by the way, I reported your account to Microsoft for threatening and harassing me. Have a nice day cupcake."

I like to yell racial epithets at random people on XBL, especially when they sound overtly white and rednecky. Drives them nuts.

[Rager]

what a bunch of dumbass people there is out there. at my condo in ct we have a very small parking lot and if a car isnt perfectly parked in the proper space or you have to many cars you get harrassing notes on the door and people knocking on your door b!tching about the parking lot.

on an another note, this is my neighbor in vermont. this is what you call ye good ole vermonters engineering . He desided that since his lawn mower is broken we would just bust out the weed wacker and go to to town.




he pretty much stopped at that point!

[300ZXttZMAN]

LMAO!!! Please keep us updated with the follow up events if any take place.

[themadscientist]

Handled that one perfectly. You might have offered to help him with his penmanship, too; jeez.

I got a neighbor that watches me take the dog to a vacant lot next to his house to crap. He stares at me and I know he wants to say something, but the look in my eye seems to translate into Japanese just like English and he keeps his trap shut.

I wouldn't allow my dog to crap in his yard and if I saw someone else do it I would regulate on this dude's behalf, but this is a vacant lot with high grass and it ain't hurting him a bit, so play with your f*** ing petunias and quit looking at me like you want to do something.

[300ZXttZMAN]

What does the word say that is after "YOUR"?

I am guessing you were driving the suby? Does that ignorant bastard not know what a suby is?

[BigTDogg (MA)]

What does the word say that is after "YOUR"?

I am guessing you were driving the suby? Does that ignorant bastard not know what a suby is?

That's the million dollar question. WTF is a DAMMARD?

Someone else parked there tonight, not this guy, another neighbor. I'll check on their car in the morning.

[300ZXttZMAN]

LOL DAMMARD!

I would have asked that on the note you wrote.

[themadscientist]

New meme?

[alms24sebring]

LOL!

[300ZXttZMAN]

New meme?

YES!!! Someone make it please!

[NolimitZ32]

Found it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dammard Dammard is a commune in the Aisne department in Picardy in northern France.

[BigTDogg (MA)]

LOLz

[snwbrdr435]

Parking in boston can be a nightmare. Trying to find parking at some of my friends apartments is always an adventure.

[breadbox]

My next door neighbors just call the city anytime a car is on jackstands in my driveway for a day.

Thing is, if I were to leave it on jackstands the city's obligations to my neighbors are to take the "inoperable" vehicle and charge me for the tow away from my house, a fine on me for no more than $500, then the city will sell it at auction for their profit and charge me an administrative fee.

The definition of "inoperable vehicle" isn't that it runs, is registered and inspected, but that it sits on four wheels on the ground.

These are the things that piss me off living here. I talked to a guy in Chesapeake who sawzalled an old benz in the street in front of his house over the course of 2 weeks. <---- No one complained.

I trans swap my friend's hatch over two days, city inspector comes up and talks to me as I am hooking up the driveshaft. <--- my neighbors are dbags.

[NolimitZ32]

My HOA manager lives on my street, this is why I always just put the wheels back on at the end of the day, if I'm doing suspension work I drop the jack stands to where the tires look like they are on the ground and just lean them up against whatever is there. works every time

[breadbox]

I'm glad we don't have a HOA, just a city that bends over backwards for people who love to complain.

The thing is he never says anything to my face while I am working on it. Just calls the city.

I had a branch of a tree over his shed, instead of asking me to take great car in removing it, he called the city arborist. The city arborist said I had to remove it and a tree in my front yard. So instead of removing a branch, I had to buy a chainsaw and cut the one down in my front yard and pay $800 to remove the monster in the backyard. I know why feuds start on property lines now.

[Heavy]

i have this one crazy b**** up the street that constantly lets her pitbull roam free around the neighborhood because she thinks it should be "one with the free world" well that free world includes my other neighbors and their shotguns. I also found out she owes about $5,000 in unpaid fines to the animal control services for having an unlicensed pet and for no leash/collar. I hope she gets evicted and we finally get a decent family in there.

[breadbox]

yeah, no roaming pups around here but a ton of roaming chillrens.

[alms24sebring]

Yeah HOA sucks at my house. Every year they go around, take pictures of whats wrong with your house, then send them to you through mail with a notification that it must be fixed within 30 days or they will fine you. I can appreciate that but they take their job waaay to seriously. Our house had a vine going up in a corner and had one, a single leaf sticking out, and said it was an eyesore

Also The a-hole HOA member that lives a few houses down complains about me opening my hood to check oil and is afraid that Im spilling fluids everywhere. To bad he works on his beat El Camino all the time and does major work to it. Next time I see that Im ganna be in his face about being a hippocrate. He even towed my neighbors truck because it had a dead inspection sticker or something. wtf!? Get a girlfriend or something.

[BigTDogg (MA)]

So I put the note on his car, because it was still folded up in his "plant". Update to follows.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

So why is Boston ticketing people that park on the other side of the road if there is no snow?

Taxafugginchussetts.

My neighbors leave me alone, and I leave them alone. I'm not out blowing donuts in front of my house or anything, but I definitely work on stuff in my driveway or garage with the door open (ventilation).

My HOA charges me $200 per year. I've never gotten a complaint about how the house looks or anything I do. We have AMAZEBALLS landscaping in my area. I can only assume the HOA fees go to that, and the HOA parties we have at the club house (I live on a golf course).

[raremotive]

Wow, their note is. Confusing.. Dammark or Dammard? haha!

But seriously, what's up with that kind of disrespect, even the Nala on Greg's FB... geez.. parenting is out the window lately.

However I love your response. Very elegant!

[alms24sebring]

So I put the note on his car, because it was still folded up in his "plant". Update to follows.

Oh geez.. I hope it gets juicy

[themadscientist]

These are the things that piss me off living here. I talked to a guy in Chesapeake who sawzalled an old benz in the street in front of his house over the course of 2 weeks. <---- No one complained.

I trans swap my friend's hatch over two days, city inspector comes up and talks to me as I am hooking up the driveshaft. <--- my neighbors are dbags.

I chopped the demolished cab of my truck with a sawzall and piled the bits in the bed. My d!ck neighbor called the cops. Two showed up and said they received a complaint and had to investigate. They were way cool and had a good time talking to me about what I was doing.

"Yeah, when I get the new cab on I already got the old one in the back ready to go to scrap."

They were satisfied with the timeline I gave them for completion and wished me good luck on the work. To this day, that neighbor is still an a** hat.

[300ZXttZMAN]

However I love your response. Very elegant!

+1

[300ZXttZMAN]

So I put the note on his car, because it was still folded up in his "plant". Update to follows.

Can't wait for the update!

[frapjap]

How awesome. Next time drop a deuce in that "spot" to "claim" it.

[AZ-ZBum]

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel