alms24sebring wrote:This one has a pic of her fat orange cat on a window sill

I think I found a pic of her!

AppleBonker wrote:

numbnuts240 wrote:OMG terrorlst SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

Um... I see no pastries taped to its head...

I agree this looks more like a patriot squirrel!!

If you want a chance better make a A in the class...lol. But I agree with the advise people have given you, wait it out approach her with some confidence, and ask her out that way. You may even wait til the next semester begins. But I would go ahead and start planting the seed by asking for help on questions, going over tests, and creating a good relationship/friendship that way. Should also help your grade, so it'd be a double positive.

Another piece of advice, please don't go try to find her facebook, etc. and try to friend her. That is also/equally as creepy as the anonymous valentine

Basically ask nala what he'd do and then do the opposite.

So don't offer to be a taxi service for the professor?

Encryptshun wrote:Yes. But Tita and I are past all that now.

Wonder how many other guys in your class are planning the same thing? LOL.

When I was in high school, we had a pretty hot assistant teacher in my grammar class. All the guys from 9-12th grade were talking about her pretty much all the time.

No one ever tried to go the distance, though.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, there was one girl two grades ahead of me that got busted getting down with the geography teacher. She was a hottie, too. She got expelled and the teacher got the boot.

Some of my friends and I had heard a rumor surface around our senior year that the teacher had gotten into another school in Indiana or Michigan (can't remember which it was) and got busted doing the same thing with a senior at that school. Ended up getting arrested.

alms24sebring wrote:fat orange cat on a window sill

You are completely not sure what she is hiding, and if she DOES have a b/f its gunna be lol awkward, plus! forever and ever until you end that class it'll be LOL AWKWARD, she may give you a hard time, and she may even get pissed by it and give you bad grades

Andddddd..

She is way more smarter then you and most people with masters/ph.d's etc, DO NOT date people who don't have said, and or either.

My advice, don't do it, at all. If she was interested you would KNOW IT. I had a 10th grade teacher stare me down, call me at home and told me directly not to skip her class, gave me these i'll fck your brains out looks, but in class, she never did it.... totes different, ya meen.

Careful what you do, she may even of been raped and don't like men at all, is already afraid of you, and is willing to drag whoever into it to get you kicked out!

I gatta say I lold at the Garfield reference. Set myself up for that one.

OK so today in class while I was drooling:
1) She definantly caught me looking at her boobs
2) She mentioned that she was alone this V-Day and had no one to go to! I got alittle excited and daydreamed there.
3) She went off topic about how her mom back in the day forced the household to be vegetarian. Then mentioned how much she loves bacon and how she couldn't give it up. We the class were talking like 10 minutes about bacon. I wanted to stay after class and tell her that I got this cookbook of just bacon, called "BACON" (I really did and it has really great stuff in it). I should let her barrow it or I could make her something, hey now! Actually I might just send her that 80,000 calorie bacon and cheese castle Thanksgiving thing lol

It just doesn't get any better

Any chick who likes bacon is win. What about a bookface?

So you can get caught drooling over her bewbz, but can't snap a pic? Epic fail guy, you are.

alms24sebring wrote: barrow

She'd probably be really impressed if you learned how to spell this word.

I agree that FB is a stalker attempt. Besides, I am like 1 of very few in the world who do not have a FB : I just checked and she does have a FB but I would have to friend her or whatever you young wipper snappers do.

Cant really snap a pic because my camera on my phone really epically sucks. I have some old flip beater phone so thats a no go. Anyways Im ganna feel weird if I try because the person behind me is ganna see what Im doing. Knowing my dumbass, I would forget to turn off the flash and sound effects, how embarassing would that be..

MellowS13 wrote:

numbnuts240 wrote:CREEPER ALERT! CREEPER ALERT!

give her your D in her Box for V-day!

^ This.

PM me her email addy, and I'll post a pic of her.

Why do I think we will be reading about this in the news in a couple of months?

Thread at least needs a pic.

Mmmm, teacher needs to see me after class.

I'm definitely hot for teacher.

I think it's time to begin thinking with the head above your shoulders. You know hitting on her while you are her student is wrong, and career-threatening for her if she doesn't handle it professionally. Thinking solely about satisfying your own sexual urges without any concern for the woman is a Nala trait. Pretty creepy. Perhaps you should buy some Instant Detailer next.

So after posting pics of her for us (we're not her students), I suggest you keep her as fantasy fap material and not hit on her.

OP I think you're reading too much into little things from a romantic perspective, as if she is directing it all at you. But maybe she is, who am I to judge?

By the way OP, how old are you? I'm curious because I think if you really got game you'd just go up to her and talk to like a man, a man with dropped balls that is, but instead you're posting it on a general chat forum.

With all the respect, good luck to you. I've always had my fair share of crushes on teachers. I wouldn't mind a picture of what she looks like

-Sand

themadscientist wrote:Why do I think we will be reading about this in the news in a couple of months?

Right. Something tells me I don't trust any of you

Bubba1 wrote:I think it's time to begin thinking with the head above your shoulders. You know hitting on her while you are her student is wrong, and career-threatening for her if she doesn't handle it professionally. Thinking solely about satisfying your own sexual urges without any concern for the woman is a Nala trait. Pretty creepy. Perhaps you should buy some Instant Detailer next.

So after posting pics of her for us (we're not her students), I suggest you keep her as fantasy fap material and not hit on her.

I no I no. I dont hit on her and I havent really even though I really want to, but we had a great conversation after class one day last week for a good 20 mins that made me want to get naked. Shes just really laid back and acts like a person than a teacher. Its hard to describe the personality. But this is another reason why Im scared or shy to show her I like her like that, because of potentially threatening her teaching career and my school career.

This is the kind of feeling that the men will know what Im talking about. Its not just a hot meaningless secksual encounter (although a good portion) with a hot chick. Like if you see a hot chick in the mall and you say to yourself "I would" after checking her out, hit it and quit it type. But actually wow, I really want her for myself. Its a strong feeling of attraction that I think comes around a couple times in a lifetime thats not just secks. Im not saying I want to marry her but I want to have her under my belt (excuse the pun), as a fun life experience.

I know its very unlikely that anything will happen and Im trying to not be a Nala about it. But I cant just turn off the attraction. I would like to say something like "if you were alittle bit younger, I would ask you out in a second" casually. I think anything she would say in response would handle the situation secretly and professionally. But like I said, there might be a chance with this one and I want to take it. She sounds like a freak too. If she says "Look I undertand how you feel but Im here to teach you and thats my job", that is totally exceptable to me and that would be it. I would carry the rest of my time in class like any other and would never push it ever again.

I am 23 and she is 29-32 but she looks 24. If I can find a good pic I will seriously post it, but I am not giving names.

I thought this was a Nala thread at first, lol.

I wouldnt do it if I were you...I'm not saying you're gonna get turned down, but if you do, think of how embarrassing it will be to go back to class every day? eek.

Pieceofsand wrote:OP I think you're reading too much into little things from a romantic perspective, as if she is directing it all at you. But maybe she is, who am I to judge?

By the way OP, how old are you? I'm curious because I think if you really got game you'd just go up to her and talk to like a man, a man with dropped balls that is, but instead you're posting it on a general chat forum.

With all the respect, good luck to you. I've always had my fair share of crushes on teachers. I wouldn't mind a picture of what she looks like

-Sand

You know Im not just saying this but I feel she enjoyed my time and she gave a little eye and a smile, which I melted over.

Well the thread started as a Vday card thread but its turning into a 'should I ask her out' thread

The thing with being straight up with it and saying something has plenty of risks that I am not willing to take, her being my teacher and all. Akwardness is also a factor as discussed.

teh mellow requires pix of said hot teacher.

Jay has spoken. Pixorz or BAN!

sentrastace wrote: I wouldnt do it if I were you...I'm not saying you're gonna get turned down, but if you do, think of how embarrassing it will be to go back to class every day? eek.

This.

It's still early(ish) in the semester and that would mean quite a few really weird classes. Give it some time and make a move toward the end of the semester. That way, if everything goes terribly you can run away with your tail between your legs and never have to see her again.

it's lust dude. she's a younger teacher with authority and an attitude that says "i'm here to help you if you need it, don't be bashful". she's being personable, and chances are, she isn't giving you "the eye". your mushroom is clouding your senses as to just how interested she is in you. it's like a stripper talking to you. you think she wants you, but all she wants is to take your money in exchange for a lap dance. this teacher just wants you to succeed and not feel uncomfortable asking questions or for help/additional clarification. i may be wrong, but chances are...

WWSSD?DTO

What Would Stephen Sett Do? Do The Opposite

sentrastace wrote:I thought this was a Nala thread at first, lol.

Me too.

At times like these, I'm reminded of the immortal words of Rodney Dangerfield, who said:

"Hey, the great thing about datin' teachers is, if you do somethin' wrong, they make you do it over again."

I scrolled through two full pages only to find no pictures.

I am disappoint