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I just bought an iPad so if anyone needs me to touch their johnson or anything, feel free to send me a PM. No mouth stuff though -- that would be pretty gay. :inoutgay:

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Fantastic....
My dreams have become reality! :laugh:

We'll get you to do some mouth stuff...we always do. :cool:
















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On a serious note:
Why'd you buy an iPad?
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Will you cradle the balls while you stroke the shaft?
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I salute you for your effort to fight prostitution!
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Beats me. Fancy Way to look at weather?
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so how much for as5 to mouth?
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MellowS13 wrote:so how much for as5 to mouth?
Theres an app for that.
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If you wanna hook up I have no problem catching... Also, I have some S&M equipment(look at my avatar) if your interested...
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Jesda wrote: Theres an app for that.
Is there an app for not ending in plastic bags inside the trunk of my car?
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Fag.

Which one did you get?
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you really WERE bored. It would be pretty cool to be rich enough to keep one in the bathrooms instead of newspapers.
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Psh. i bought an iPad mini, so that makes me half gay.


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Dasoupdude wrote:Psh. i bought an iPad mini, so that makes me half gay.


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Is that seriously a wallet shaped like a cheeseburger? That's hawt, then again I'm a fatty and would probably try to eat it.
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Chaotic_Warlord wrote:
Is that seriously a wallet shaped like a cheeseburger? That's hawt, then again I'm a fatty and would probably try to eat it.
lol, it gets attention sometimes. one of these days ill find a girl that will only like me for my cheeseburger wallet :crazy:
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I got the 16gb wifi. I was worried that getting the more expensive version would reduce my white blood cell count to a dangerous level. The apple aids is srs business.

I'll probably leave it on the couch or on top of the toilet for reading newspapers.
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Jesda wrote: I'll probably leave it on the couch or on top of the toilet for reading newspapers.
I really think thats the way to use it. If they made a 7 or so inch one, car integration options would be amazing.
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Watch Glee on it and you'll have completed your transformation into a white upper-middleclass woman.,
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:yesnod
he's got the tits to pull it off.
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charlieo wrote:Watch Glee on it and you'll have completed your transformation into a white upper-middleclass woman.,
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It's also nice to use in bed since i can see everything without my glasses, and because I can play solitaire while getting hammered in the chute by the poof I met at star bucks.
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Jesda wrote:I'll probably leave it on the couch or on top of the toilet for reading newspapers.
Don't lie you're leaving it in the bathroom so you can watch porntube and spank your monkey.
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Jesda wrote:Hey guys. I'm gay now.
I'm pretty sure you're now officially out of excuses for not owning a Miata.
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
I'm pretty sure you're now officially out of excuses for not owning a Miata.
You cut me deep MOD!!!
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Jesda wrote:Hey guys. I'm gay now.
I knew all the random picrures of flowers meant something.

[quote="Chaotic_Warlord] Watch porntube in your bathroom [/quote]

Duh, its a computer for ur bathroom in case you just HAVE to..
In jesda's case, for all the hot guys at the party. Can't go out with a loaded gun you know.
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Chaotic_Warlord wrote:
Jesda wrote:I'll probably leave it on the couch or on top of the toilet for reading newspapers.
Don't lie you're leaving it in the bathroom so you can watch porntube and spank your monkey.
Can't. No Flash support!
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
Jesda wrote:Hey guys. I'm gay now.
I'm pretty sure you're now officially out of excuses for not owning a Miata.
:rotflmao


Also, youporn does HTML5 quite well!
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this thread is full of homoeroticism.

I'm in.
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:inout:
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Hey Jesda, once you've had a chance to play with the iPad a bit more, I'd like to see a review with your take on it. You seem to know enough about computers to have been well aware of the shortcomings of the device, yet you still purchased it. So I'm just wondering if it performs how you want it to. What do you feel is lacking. I've got my own opinions about my iPad, but I'd like to see if you echo them (though I've had the device longer, so we might not agree on everything).

And, hopefully, a comparison of the iPad to the Kindle for ebook reading. I am particularly interested in this!
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krash wrote:
Jesda wrote: I'll probably leave it on the couch or on top of the toilet for reading newspapers.
I really think thats the way to use it. If they made a 7 or so inch one, car integration options would be amazing.
I know a guy in the area who custom mounted his iPad into his center console like a big GPS. eh.... :squint:
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