Greatest. Van. EVAR!!!!!

[Jesda]

You're all familiar with the company-owned pervert wagon I sometimes drive around.Purchase Price: Bought new for whatever a GMC Vandura sold for in 1995.Creepiness: 7/10Features: Wheelchair lift and a rear bench seat.

A friend of mine has something to top that.Purchase Price: $0. 1980 Ford Club Wagon. Its a giveaway from a friend, who bought it from a university auction for $100. His Maxima's transmission took a dump, so this is his new daily driver.Creepiness: 23/10Features: Third, fourth, fifth, whatever row seating. Depends on how many lawn chairs you can cram inside.Finely crafted interior.

$5 radio acquired at a thrift store. Face plate taken from a wrecked Honda CRX.

PHAT SPEAKERS! Attached with zip ties.

The ultimate in ease and versatility -- lightweight lawn chairs that put Honda and Chrysler's fold-down seats to shame. You dont need seatbelts. Suck it up and wear a helmet!

"Lub-Wagon"



BAIT!! Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Just for shets, his stepdad's Mark 8:

[w1ngzer0]

LMFAO hahahaha

and btw jesda remove that stupid signature. UGH I HATED THAT SHOW >_<

[nismofly]

wow, i dont know what you could possibly do to make that more perfect...

[Megaseth]

an aztec mural and cheetah print interior.....

[gabossie]

Wow, I like how only one side of windows is covered. Now he just needs some shades for the other side and he's set to get his rape on!

[NSR240sxe]

^LOL^ Little kids walking to or from school need to watch out for people in vans like those. I'd be afraid if someone approached me in something like that. That van has pervert written all over it.

[jEzTeR]

A real man can drive a VAN.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

No it it was an all black panel van with only the 2 windows on the back doors...and all the windows were limo tinted out...and a brush guard on the front. That would be the creepiest van out there, nothing to draw attention to it but at the same time if you saw it drive down the street you would just shiver in fear. Either that or think it was the A team van minus the racing stripe and wing... Oh and I love the pimptastic subs...

[Mr1der]

all right! chick machine!

[Spectre]

I was cool with the beater van until I saw the free candy written on the side. I hope that was temporary because it will probably attract some unwanted attention from law enforcement.

[gniknave]

I feel molested just looking at those pics.....

[Spectre]

I feel molested just looking at those pics.....

[240marcuSX]

lol free candy, i hate laughing out loud at work..

[base9se]

Nice CD Player! Free candy.

[Altiman94]

Hmm, definitely interesting to say the least. I would hope that "free candy" thing is coming off as well. I can see some attention being drawn from that.

[Jesda]

Hmm, definitely interesting to say the least. I would hope that "free candy" thing is coming off as well. I can see some attention being drawn from that.

No way!!! Thats the best part!!!

[Rex]

No way!!! Thats the best part!!!

Until he gets pulled over. No need to ask for a full search, and they may wanna look in the van .

[Megaseth]

yeah, i agree with the removal of the free candy...............unless its accompanied by "Free Puppies" and "Free PS2"

[elwesso]

LOL that is classic.....

Creepiness.. 23/10.....

[Jesda]

Hes gonna splash some acetone on it to remove the shoe polish later this week.

[Mr1der]

you should put free ipod on the other side of it.

just because I'd rather see emo kids run after it.

[Zetec]

No way!!! Thats the best part!!!

I completely agree the free candy puts it over the top! HAHA OMG It's Genious!

[PantherRacer]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

bwaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ah ah ha ha ha FREE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.That van rocks, but yeah...free candy is creepy...it gives me the creepies...lol

[M3Racer]

Two words...

Ghetto Fabuwous

[driverdriver]

That van needs some of that 70's sci-fi fantasy inspired scantily clad woman airbrushed art.

[Polish Sausage]

That van needs to be sprayed primer black and it needs to have dice hanging from the rear view. The brush guard would be a nice touch.

[Jesda]

It made collegehumor.com and other sites. The bandwidth allocation at Q45.org/Spilky.com is being used up quick! Its March 4th and 40GB has already been transferred. If you have a q45.org hosting account and it suddenly stops working... yeah that would be why.

Time for me to upgrade.

This is the tivo forum thread that was linked at collegehumor. The last column is the number of views.

[skydragoness]

That van needs some of that 70's sci-fi fantasy inspired scantily clad woman airbrushed art.

Like Boris Vallejo's art.. edit: i wonder why the women he paints look so manly... hmm

[gabossie]

Why is it on a TIVO forum??

[Jesda]

My friend, who is the stepdad of the van driver and a tivo owner, posted it there.

The tivo forum also has an awesome general discussion area.