Dihydrogen Monoxide!

[thekage]

The dangers, uses and potential threats posed by this chemical, Dihydrogen Monoxide, are widespread, and some feel, terrifying. Here is just a small taste of what Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is:

• Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
• Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
• Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
• Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
• Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
• Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
• Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
• Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
• Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly

You need to read up on this stuff... there are chemicals in everything these days!

[OriginalWheelman]

I love this joke. It's always fun at parties. "Hmm... Seems like there is dihydrogen monoxide in the air."

[bobotech]

Ugh.

So old its not funny.

But its still funny.

[rn79870]

I thought it was correctly called Dihydrous Monoxide.

[srpowered240sx]

ive also heard the chemical can turn a white t-shirt almost clear, and make the nipples under said shirt stand up nice and perky.

[AZhitman]

ive also heard the chemical can turn a white t-shirt almost clear, and make the nipples under said shirt stand up nice and perky.

[Loki]

I love this joke. It's always fun at parties. "Hmm... Seems like there is dihydrogen monoxide in the air."

Or better yet "DON'T DRINK THE PUNCH!! Someone spiked it with Dihydrogen Monoxide! DOOM!"

[OriginalWheelman]

ive also heard the chemical can turn a white t-shirt almost clear, and make the nipples under said shirt stand up nice and perky.

We MUST test this now!

[srpowered240sx]

We MUST test this now!

i did, at lunch. the waitress in the wifebeater style shirt was not stoked to get the ice-water pitcher dumped on her......but i sure was. had to stay seated at the table for a few extra minutes to.....let the swelling go down.

[Dattebayo]

had to stay seated at the table for a few extra minutes to.....let the swelling go down.

Ah, yes... the effects of dihydrogen monoxide use on females can be quite noticable in the male epididemis relative to the time used and how long said observer has gone without special attention in that region...