Best blow job ever!

[Empty V]

My buddy linked me to this one, funny but sad. Thread Link

You guys made suspense out of it. Or maybe Mark's post wasn't as clear but he didn't know the details either. I emailed him and Swanson Sat night to call off some plans for dyno tuning and I was so furious I said the car was fvcked but never explained exactly, so I can see how he could have drawn some worse conclusions. I didn't ask him to post it here either...doesn't matter.

I'll leave you with pics, starting from the front. The plan was to use mandrel, 2.5" dual, with 2 mufflers in the middle of the car and 2 pipes going back over each side of the diff. Sounded simple enough to me. Here's what I got.

Downpipe:


Front hanger:


2 straight pipes going alll the way back, under the SF. Slip fit into the muffler I brought them and asked to use, IF they can fit it in the middle. See what they did.




Yeah, tack-welded. Explanation: Pipes crack when fully welded around.

Muffler I brought them...they made it fit, alright....


...by cutting up my S2 rear bumper without even asking or mentioning they had to/wanted to do it beforehand.

[MellowZ32]

[TroubleBound]

OMG! They be wreaking HAVOC on some motorsports yall!

[sx moneypit]

Holy sh*t!!!!

[Warped161]

HOLY CRAP!!

[flohtingPoint]

... and other reasons why the midwest blows ...

[zacmil]

I honestly can't believe that anyone could feel like that was acceptable.

[OriginalWheelman]

I love how the shop owner calls it "functional" but it's really not. The function of the exhaust is to make all of the noxious gasses exit at the back of the car, and the unwelded, unclamped pipes WILL leak exhaust fumes into the passenger cabin. It's ugly, it's wrong, it's unprofessional, and it's not functional. I can't believe the shop even put their name on those pics.

[TOMMY VERCETTI]

OMG!!!! What a hack job that is.

[audtatious]

I would, like, so do that on my car

[alms24sebring]

must be straight from Messiko

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I can't believe the shop even put their name on those pics.

I don't think they did. The guy complaining did so that when he posts them, each one is like a big "f*** YOU" to the shop.

[OriginalWheelman]

I can't believe the shop even put their name on those pics.

I don't think they did. The guy complaining did so that when he posts them, each one is like a big "f*** YOU" to the shop.

You may have a point there, sir. I stand corrected.

[Bmore-coupe]

[danshaz82]

thats what you get for doing anything in Joliet.
but my god, thats just painful

[themadscientist]

http://havocmotorsport.com/Tech_Tips.html

This Page Is Currently Under Construction

I can't wait for the writeup on chain muffler hangers.

[sx moneypit]

I love how the shop owner calls it "functional" but it's really not. The function of the exhaust is to make all of the noxious gasses exit at the back of the car, and the unwelded, unclamped pipes WILL leak exhaust fumes into the passenger cabin. It's ugly, it's wrong, it's unprofessional, and it's not functional. I can't believe the shop even put their name on those pics.

And it says on their website they offer "aircraft quality welding".

[Jesda]

And it says on their website they offer "aircraft quality welding".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12660650
"Kenyan man builds plane in front yard"




They deleted my post from their Facebook page and "unliked" my "Like"

[Jesda]

Their facebook wall:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Havoc-Mot ... 07?sk=wall

[frapjap]

Man, if this shoddy work was given to one of our members, I could only imagine the barrage of phone calls, email, Google blasts, and general interruption of regular business in an effort to get them to straighten out their mess.

[themadscientist]

Nala would dispatched to molest their daughters, PMQ would become chat buddies with them. and so on. There would be dire consequences!

[krimsonviper]

Nala would dispatched to molest their daughters, PMQ would become chat buddies with them. and so on. There would be dire consequences!

Man, that is some really rough work. Another reason why I don't trust shops to touch my car.

[OriginalWheelman]

They deleted my post from their Facebook page and "unliked" my "Like"

I "like"d them and posted a link to this thread on their wall.

I also posted "Yo dawg I heard you like chains, so we put CHAINS ON YOUR EXHAUST."

I expect I will receive the same treatment.

[darens13]

^i linked the original thread. i think i will continue to do so because i enjoy trolling.

[audtatious]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12660650
"Kenyan man builds plane in front yard"

What I find strange about this video is that Kenya has rules in place that would stop him from flying? I thought you could pretty much do what you wanted there.

<scratches Kenya from list>

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

<scratches Kenya from list>

Of what...?
*Squinty Eyes*

[Bmore-coupe]

They deleted my post from their Facebook page and "unliked" my "Like"

I "like"d them and posted a link to this thread on their wall.

I also posted "Yo dawg I heard you like chains, so we put CHAINS ON YOUR EXHAUST."

I expect I will receive the same treatment.

And you were correct.

[OriginalWheelman]

And it seems you can't post to their wall anymore.

I uploaded one of the chain pics and used '@HAVOC Motorsport' to link them in the post. Too bad I can't tag the pic to make it show up on their page.

[Warped161]

i liked them then reported them as a scam lol.

[Empty V]

I thought everyone would et a kick out of this. Right when you think the midwest couldn't get any dumberer they just deed.