OK, the verdict: dead (dying battery) + dead tire pressure transducer on the valve stem. Cost $400.
The central control unit was working when I brought it to the dealer, but failed as the dealer was working on it (yeah...no phantom!). However, the dealer wants $1250 + tax to start chasing after the gremlin (replacing a circuit board). I said no.
Central control remains dead.
I found one tantalizing clue: a voluntary recall on G35's manufactured until 2002. While the Q45 doesn't have a recall, I am hoping (suspect) that the central control unit is the same.
Here's the TSB:
http://ww2.justanswer.com/uploads/badda ... 3-007b.pdf
Here's the part number: Audio Circuit Board (Bose Audio System) 28041-AM813
Any experts out there know if perhaps this was a silent recall on Q45's? Do they share the same central control unit or nav system?
Finally, is this an opportunity to add in a 3rd party nav/display instead? Cost might be equvalent yet I'd get better performance (touchscreen GPS, Bluetooth)?